[gza]

Originally Posted by Agent Orange

this story needs to be told.

yeah. i like how he conveniently ignored my question.

[HuFlungPu]

Originally Posted by gza

yeah. i like how he conveniently ignored my question.

Duh.. Didn't your daddy scrub your ballz while you showered?

[gza]

not so much "scrub" per se, but he'd lick his index finger and turbo-tease my gooch until i sprayed diarrhea all over the shower walls

[HuFlungPu]

Originally Posted by gza

not so much "scrub" per se, but he'd lick his index finger and turbo-tease my gooch until i sprayed diarrhea all over the shower walls

LOL.. No fingering? My uncle Spanky used to finger my ass and twist my nipples at the same time all while shampooing my hair

[Lorenz]

Originally Posted by gza

not so much "scrub" per se, but he'd lick his index finger and turbo-tease my gooch until i sprayed diarrhea all over the shower walls

... does that work?


I might need to give it a try (on self)

[Lorenz]

Originally Posted by HuFlungPu

LOL.. No fingering? My uncle Spanky used to finger my ass and twist my nipples at the same time all while shampooing my hair

You're a FUCKING LIAR unless you're uncle has a third hand.

[thaguy24]

almost...one time. Door was locked, heard the banging, hurried up, said i was doing push ups. Worked.

[HuFlungPu]

Originally Posted by Lorenz

You're a FUCKING LIAR unless you're uncle has a third hand.

he used his toes to pinch to twist my nipples

[hypocalking]

My sister caught me once and later when I had my first girlfriend she walked in on us bangin away.

[white-pony]

One ex's sister nearly walked in on us. Another ex's brother heard us. Never been caught in the act though.

Although one time I heard one ex's mom moaning like a pron star in the shower. The ex acted like she didn't hear anything but I couldn't stop from giggling. She walked out and just said, "oh...hai!" and walked away. Later, I took a piss and was not surprised to find that the shower had one of those removable/adjustable shower heads.