[Alvin Roden]

Originally Posted by tommywiss420

I used to use an old tee shirt as my jizz rag. This one had at least 50 pops into to it, so it was all nasty and brown and was stiff as fuck. My dog decided to drag it out from under my bed one day and was playing with it in the living room. My mom grabs it and says "what the hell is this", my brother starts busting out laughing as she examines it. She finally figures it out and screams "Is this a whack it rag, is this a got damn whack it rag?" Pretty fucking cool.

LMAO your moms playing with your cumrag. oh man thats priceless.

[BasRuttenFan]

Originally Posted by tommywiss420

I used to use an old tee shirt as my jizz rag. This one had at least 50 pops into to it, so it was all nasty and brown and was stiff as fuck. My dog decided to drag it out from under my bed one day and was playing with it in the living room. My mom grabs it and says "what the hell is this", my brother starts busting out laughing as she examines it. She finally figures it out and screams "Is this a whack it rag, is this a got damn whack it rag?" Pretty fucking cool.

A whack it rag. Fucking priceless.

[tommywiss420]

Originally Posted by BasRuttenFan

A whack it rag. Fucking priceless.

I think she has told this story to every fucking one of my friends. She even told my wife after we were only dating about 6 months. The last time I heard her telling it she was still calling it a fucking whack it rag.

[HuFlungPu]

Originally Posted by tommywiss420

I used to use an old tee shirt as my jizz rag. This one had at least 50 pops into to it, so it was all nasty and brown and was stiff as fuck. My dog decided to drag it out from under my bed one day and was playing with it in the living room. My mom grabs it and says "what the hell is this", my brother starts busting out laughing as she examines it. She finally figures it out and screams "Is this a whack it rag, is this a got damn whack it rag?" Pretty fucking cool.

LOL!!!!!!!!!! That's hilarious dude... Somehow dogs LOVE whack rags

[U.S. Soldier]

Originally Posted by tommywiss420

I used to use an old tee shirt as my jizz rag. This one had at least 50 pops into to it, so it was all nasty and brown and was stiff as fuck. My dog decided to drag it out from under my bed one day and was playing with it in the living room. My mom grabs it and says "what the hell is this", my brother starts busting out laughing as she examines it. She finally figures it out and screams "Is this a whack it rag, is this a got damn whack it rag?" Pretty fucking cool.

Haha damn that sucks

[Gabicho]

I was never caught fwapping per se, but i had a lot of close calls. Door locks FTW!

However, one time i was fingering an ex when her parents arrived, so since she was half-naked, she ran away to the bathroom to get dressed - and left me alone sitting in the living room. When her dad came in, he said hi, and put his hand forward to shake hands. And my hand was all wet and sticky because of teh love juioce of her daughter. So i said something along the lines "oh, sir, sorry i'm not shaking your hand, becaaaaause uh, eh... ur... the dog! The dog licked my hand so it's like SUPER wet and sticky!!!".
He gave me a cold dead stare and just turned around.

And then i remembered the dog had just died like a week ago.
PWNT.

I avoided going to her place for the next months.

[ElusiveMachida]

Originally Posted by Gabicho

I was never caught fwapping per se, but i had a lot of close calls. Door locks FTW!

However, one time i was fingering an ex when her parents arrived, so since she was half-naked, she ran away to the bathroom to get dressed - and left me alone sitting in the living room. When her dad came in, he said hi, and put his hand forward to shake hands. And my hand was all wet and sticky because of teh love juioce of her daughter. So i said something along the lines "oh, sir, sorry i'm not shaking your hand, becaaaaause uh, eh... ur... the dog! The dog licked my hand so it's like SUPER wet and sticky!!!".
He gave me a cold dead stare and just turned around.

And then i remembered the dog had just died like a week ago.
PWNT.

I avoided going to her place for the next months.

Dude, you totally pwned yourself on that one.

[HuFlungPu]

Originally Posted by tommywiss420

I think she has told this story to every fucking one of my friends. She even told my wife after we were only dating about 6 months. The last time I heard her telling it she was still calling it a fucking whack it rag.

The best part is, your mom knew what a "whack it rag" was!

[Rbagu3]

i think my step dad caught me once. i was fwapping and i thought the door wasn't locked, i just pulled my shirt down real quick, changed the channel and walked out. he never siad anything , and i know he didnt' tell my mom because she would have said something to me

[Abortedone]

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