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Old 07-24-2008, 12:58 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Don't say these on the first 3 dates.

Don't say THIS to new date - CNN.com


I always tried to find out a few important things on the first date:
1. ever done a 3 way-if so no second date unless it's to hook up nad just bang her cause shes' a whore.
2. bad credit-can't build a life around someone with bad credit
3. any mood balancing meds or chemical dependency issues.
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Old 07-24-2008, 01:01 PM   #2 (permalink)

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i'll say anything i fucking want
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Old 07-24-2008, 01:03 PM   #3 (permalink)

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i'll say anything i fucking want
Yah - hes a tough guy.
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Old 07-24-2008, 01:03 PM   #4 (permalink)
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#4. have you had the HPV vacination... cuz you may need it by date #3.
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Sometimes you need to say crazy shit to test the water see how she reacts. Honestly how else you going to find out how freaky a chick gets in the sack or if she is even willing to put out?
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Old 07-24-2008, 01:06 PM   #6 (permalink)

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Don't say THIS to new date - CNN.com


I always tried to find out a few important things on the first date:
1. ever done a 3 way-if so no second date unless it's to hook up nad just bang her cause shes' a whore.
2. bad credit-can't build a life around someone with bad credit
3. any mood balancing meds or chemical dependency issues.
So you're saying I wouldn't be a keeper? Well fuck you then.
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Old 07-24-2008, 01:08 PM   #7 (permalink)
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#4. have you had the HPV vacination... cuz you may need it by date #3.
who cares...i say fend for youself. a sort of Russian roulette with cervical cancer...none of my business!
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Old 07-24-2008, 01:12 PM   #8 (permalink)

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Yah - hes a tough guy.
*flicks toothpick*

i'm just sick of CNN and other news pundit assholes telling people what to do, what not to do, how to do things, how not to do it. ''wear a helmet'', ''buckle your seatbelt'' ...

do they think i ask girls if they have aids or if they recently sucked a black cock when we're on the first date ? whats the point of that stupid article. i know helmets protect your head, but i may choose not to wear one and i don't have to be told that its safe.
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This article is retarded. I think it's CNN's attempt at humour, and it failed brutally.
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Old 07-24-2008, 01:13 PM   #10 (permalink)

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