last night I was at the gym (or maybe I'm lying and was at McDonalds), and some woman's work out group finished some cardio shit in the kids room and spilled out into the weigh area after weighing themselves on the scale by the drinking fountain. (Hence why I know their body weights since the doctors scale still had 150 left on it when the last got off)
Now I have my iPod on and really don't take notice too much, until I see 3 of them waddle by the bench
(perfect form)
I was on...close to the bar. I take my headphones off and before I can tell them they may want to move since 135 could be dangerous to get hit with, I overhear the one 5’4 170lb ginger remark to her 5'3 200 lb Hispanic girlfriend that she's really is going to have a tough time losing weight because she has such
little body fat ...
I proceed to laugh out load which causes the 3 to look at me with the dead eye stare. Couple other guys working out notice and conceal their amusement of while telling others.
Girl 3 (ugly eastern European looking, tallest troll outta the herd bout 150ish) decides to stick up for her friends and asks me what's so funny? Just as I'm about to do the good guy move and apologize, she comments "You're not so skinny yourself..."
Which made me respond, "But I'm not the one deceiving myself and others that I have little body fat, come on, you know you were laughing on the inside too.”
The other guys now start laughing their asses off. The herd looks at me in defeat, and leaves while mf’in me under their breathe.
Do I dare go back there next Tuesday 9pm? I think the guys there would have my back, but the herd could grow larger and some seemed bigger than I.
thoughts? Or what could I have done to make the story better....
