Dancefloor Boners

604Striker · 10-31-2009, 02:55 PM

I was out on a club crawl last night, and at one point I started dancing with this cute girl in a french maid outfit. I was dancing with her and some of her friends. She then proceeds to back her ass up into my crotch and just start grinding away. She takes my hand and starts putting it on her upper thigh, and stomach area. That definitely got some blood rushing to the lower part of my body....if u know what I'm saying

Good times, but I felt like a high school kid out of an American Pie movie popping wood, and having it press into her butt.

I backed up for a step just so there wouldn't be so much contact with her. This doesn't happen to me EVERY time on the dancefloor. Mostly when its a new chick, and when she first starts to dance really sexy. If I've been dancing with her for a bit, then I don't get that fired up about it.

Kind of a sticking point for me on the dancefloor. You guys have any stories/advice regarding this kind of stuff. I've heard one guy say, that if that happens, he doesn't hide it from the girl at all. I'm probably not comfortable handling things that way, but to each his own.

Coney Island · 10-31-2009, 02:57 PM

I don't see the big deal. I pop boners randomly all the time or anytime a girl touches me. Shit, I popped a boner reading about your boner popping experience. Boners are miracles. Cherish them.

Lopes · 10-31-2009, 02:59 PM

Who gives a fuck? That's what's supposed to happen when a hot chick starts grinding her ass into your crotch.

satchmo · 10-31-2009, 03:01 PM

Just roll with it. If she's into you she'll like what she feels.

MistoGators · 10-31-2009, 03:01 PM

I don't see the big deal; it happens to everyone from time to time (as long as you don't bust a nut). If it's dark and crowded, you can always just tuck it up in your waistline; worked for me before.

CrankJohnson · 10-31-2009, 03:04 PM

TS, chicks like dancefloor boners ya retard. If they can't boner up a dude, then what is the point of them existing on this planet?? That validates their entire life, it boosts their self esteem and they feel worthy once again.

I used to work at a gym, and we had this Quagmire type who was always hitting on everyone. Long story short because I have shit to do.... he asked out a "girl" who we all knew wasn't, nobody told him and about a week later he told us the story about how he was subsequently dancefloor boner'd by this person much to his chagrin. Epic laughter ensued at his expense.

**prod2821** · 10-31-2009, 03:04 PM

haha, it's kewl man, really just go with it and for it, F it

cinturão · 10-31-2009, 03:05 PM

Did you take her home?

OPM · 10-31-2009, 03:05 PM

Would you be mad if a girl got wet on the dancefloor?

Girls like your dick.

604Striker · 10-31-2009, 03:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CrankJohnson

TS, chicks like dancefloor boners ya retard. If they can't boner up a dude, then what is the point of them existing on this planet?? That validates their entire life, it boosts their self esteem and they feel worthy once again.

I used to work at a gym, and we had this Quagmire type who was always hitting on everyone. Long story short because I have shit to do.... he asked out a "girl" who we all knew wasn't, nobody told him and about a week later he told us the story about how he was subsequently dancefloor boner'd by this person much to his chagrin. Epic laughter ensued at his expense.

LOL...come on...is that for real????