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Old 06-21-2008, 05:51 PM   #11 (permalink)
 
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man you are truly blessed .. those are the best ones, itll be cheap, she'll do everything she doesnt let the bf do, no strings attach what else would you want


ps. send the hoe's pic to my pm for further study
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Old 06-21-2008, 06:14 PM   #12 (permalink)

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1. I hooked up with a flight attendant who was staying overnight here. After I woke up in the morning in her hotel room, her phone rang and she told me to be quiet. After, she told showed me a picture of her boyfriend of two years. I LOL'd.

2. This one girl has cheated on every one of her boyfriends she's had in the last 2 years. Which is awesome cause she lives an hour away and she's smoking hot. 110 pounds with real DD's FTW.

3. This girl used to regularly sleep with me, while she had a long term boyfriend of like 4 years.

Really, there's a lot more, but I'm far too lazy to keep listing.


Edit: the best one is something one of my old buddys did. He met this MILF with fake tits in Mexico, who was vacationing with her husband and kid. He fucked her a few times on this vacation, and the best part is that he's in picture with her and her husband with his arm around both of them...in the middle. It's a fucking hilarious picture.
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Old 06-21-2008, 06:14 PM   #13 (permalink)

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Which one isn't a tranny?
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Old 06-21-2008, 06:29 PM   #14 (permalink)

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Just find some new snatch. Who gives a shit if she has a bf? Good. Now you won't have to buy the bitch anything. Enjoy the vajayjay you got, and find someone new if you can't keep hitting it.
strangely I agree 100%
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Old 06-21-2008, 06:32 PM   #15 (permalink)
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The best women have boyfriends! My only obligation is fucking.
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Old 06-21-2008, 06:53 PM   #16 (permalink)

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exactly, people should be free to fuck whom they please.

since when did men become such commitment emo's now
exactly. Men and women both. We're animals, we want to fuck, end of story, move on.
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Old 06-21-2008, 07:13 PM   #17 (permalink)
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fuck i missed the pics, pm!!!
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Old 06-21-2008, 11:24 PM   #18 (permalink)
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girls don't like boys, girls like cars and money. Sorry to hear that my friend. Alot of them are sluts and whores etc.. but theres nothing you can do about it. I dated a spanish girl I met at church through my cousin ( she was damn hot) anyway she took me to some salsa dance thing ( no I didn't dance salsa) and she was all over the other mexican guys grinding on them, stroking on them, At that point I got so pissed off I wanted to smash the guy she was dancing with. Anyway to make a long story short I got a phone call a few weeks later from my friend and he saw my ex gf and the same guy showing some nice public displays of affection, I dropped her like the slut she is and told her boyfriend I was going to find him. I never saw him again or her.
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

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Old 06-21-2008, 11:30 PM   #19 (permalink)
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Which one isn't a tranny?
I think you've asked the question that gets right to the heart of the matter, and enquiring minds want to know.
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