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Old 06-23-2008, 10:33 PM   #51 (permalink)
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bitches aint shit.
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Old 06-24-2008, 09:42 AM   #52 (permalink)

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girls don't like boys, girls like cars and money. Sorry to hear that my friend. Alot of them are sluts and whores etc.. but theres nothing you can do about it. I dated a spanish girl I met at church through my cousin ( she was damn hot) anyway she took me to some salsa dance thing ( no I didn't dance salsa) and she was all over the other mexican guys grinding on them, stroking on them, At that point I got so pissed off I wanted to smash the guy she was dancing with. Anyway to make a long story short I got a phone call a few weeks later from my friend and he saw my ex gf and the same guy showing some nice public displays of affection, I dropped her like the slut she is and told her boyfriend I was going to find him. I never saw him again or her.
seriously dude, i feel ya, but you have no beef with him. he wasn't the one fucking around one you. put it behind you; there's a million better girls out there.

oh and next time at least TRY to dance. it goes a long way.
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Old 06-25-2008, 09:21 AM   #53 (permalink)

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Fucking whores. Bitch gives me this whole "this is the first time I cheated on my boyfriend bullshit".

Goddamn never trust a woman.
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Old 06-25-2008, 09:29 AM   #54 (permalink)
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Old 06-25-2008, 09:48 AM   #55 (permalink)
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one cheater i was with use to swallow my load whole, no questions asked. Awesome knowing that after i got my dick sucked after work, she was going to kiss her man back home within 30 minutes...
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Old 06-25-2008, 09:49 AM   #56 (permalink)
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bitches aint shit.
[Snoop] Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks...

[Chorus: Snoop (2X)]

Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks
Lick on deez nutz and suck the dick
Get's the fuck out after you're done
And I hops in my ride to make a quick run...

[Dr. Dre]
I used to know a bitch named Eric Wright
We used to roll around and fuck the hoes at night
Tight than a mutharfucka with the gangsta beats
And we was ballin' on the muthafuckin' Compton streets
Peep, the shit got deep and it was on
Number 1 song after number 1 song
Long as my muthafuckin' pockets was fat
I didn't give a fuck where the bitch was at
But she was hangin' with a white bitch doin' the shit she do
Suckin' on his dick just to get a buck or 2
And the few ends she got didn't mean nothin'
Now she's suing cuz the shit she be doin' ain't shit
Bitch can't hang with the streets, she found herself short
So now she's takin' me to court
It's real conversation for your ass
So recognize and pass to Daz

[Dat ***** Daz]
Now as i'm rollin' with my ***** Dre and Eastwood
Fuckin' hoes, clockin' dough up to no good
We flip flop and serve hoes like flap jacks
(Snoop: But we don't love them hoes) Bitch, and it's like that
This is what you look for in a ho who got cash flow
Ya run up in them hoes and grab the cash
And get your dash on
While you're chillin', with your homies and shit
And how my *****z kick the anthem like this

[Snoop] BEEEYYAAACHHH!

(Chorus)

[Kurupt]
...To the store, to get me a 4-0
Snoop Doggy Dogg paged, that must mean more hoes
So I head down the street to long beach
Just so i could meet, a freak
To lick me from my head to my feet
And I'm here, now I'm ready to be done up
Nothin' but homies around so I puts my gun up
Bitches on my nuts like clothes
But i'm from the pound and we don't love them hoes
How could you trust a hoe? [Snoop:] Why? [echoed 3X]
Cuz a hoe's a trick
We don't love them tricks [Snoop:] Why? [echoed 3X]
Cuz a trick's a bitch
And my dick's constantly in her mouth
And turnin' them trick ass hoes the fuck out
Now...

[Snoop Doggy Dogg]
I once had a bitch named Mandy May
Used to be up in them guts like everyday
The pussy was the bomb, had a ***** on sprung
I was in love like a muthafucka lickin' the protung
The homies used to tell me that she wasn't no good
But I'm the maniac in black, Mr. Snoop Eastwood
So I figure *****z wouldn't trip with mine
Guess what? Got gaffled by one time
I'm back to the muthafuckin' county jail
6 months on my chest, now it's time to bail
I get's released on a hot sunny day
My ***** D.O.C. and my homey Dr Dre
Scooped in a coupe, Snoop we got news
Your girl was trickin' while you was draped in your county blues
I ain't been out a second
And already gotta do some muthafuckin chin checkin
Move up the block as we groove down the block
See my girl's house, Dre, pass the glock
Kick in the do', I look on the flo'
It's my little cousin Daz and he's fuckin' my hoe, yo
(Bitches ain't shit)
I uncocked my shit...I'm heart-broke but I'm still loc'ed
Man, fuck a bitch!

[Chorus]

[Jewell]
(Dr. Dre in background "Bitches ain't shit")
I don't give a fuck about a bitch
But i and her know that they can't fade this
Cause i'm doin my own thingdown with the swang
I'm hangin' with Death Row like it ain't no thing
I say you know can't deal
Cuz I'm a btich that's real
Motherfucker need to step back, hell yeah
They need to chill
Because I don't give a fuck
And I don't give a fuck [x3]

And now I gotta do some...
And now I gotta do some shit that's clean
But when I'm on a dick, hell yeah, I get real mean
Like a washing machine
I can wash the clothes
All the hoes knows
That i'm on the flo' ho
But they can't hang with my type on swang
I ain't tryin' to say I suck every ding-a-lang
But just the juicy ones
Witht he tip of the tongue
And then their sprung
With the nuts hung
[Dr. Dre:] Bitches ain't shit
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Old 06-25-2008, 04:47 PM   #57 (permalink)

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Old 06-25-2008, 04:54 PM   #58 (permalink)

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girls cheat all the time, but when they find out you did, it ruins everything
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Old 06-25-2008, 07:13 PM   #59 (permalink)

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if she is a dancer just buy her a little coke. most strippers will trade thier kids for a snort
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Old 06-25-2008, 07:46 PM   #60 (permalink)

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