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07-22-2008, 01:18 PM
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Anyone ever have a MILF live next door?**with mild update**
So I don't really keep track of neighbors because I'm too busy to care but I came home today while the fam (thats slang for family) was having some BBQ thing. Whatever, I just strutted out of my car and noticed this hot older latin bitch. Looked about mid to late 30s. Not exactly a 10 but hot for her age and one of those broads that knows shes hot. Makeup and hair all done, tight clothes and such. So apprantly this bitch lives across the street and from randomly walking outside to my car I've noticed she's got 3 kids and a old, pot bellied slob husband.
Now this all begs the question. How does a young, fit stud like myself go about trying to wreck this home? Just by looking at the husband this looks like a TEXTBOOK case of this bitch wanting some hot lovin from a guy who isn't physically repulsive.
Only surrious ideas will be considered and tried out.
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Points or no points, you're dead meat.
Last edited by Art_Wanderlei : 08-02-2008 at 05:28 AM.
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07-22-2008, 01:20 PM
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across the street isn't next door, fail!
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07-22-2008, 01:21 PM
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you go about by posting pics of teh sloot.
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07-22-2008, 01:22 PM
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I live in a neighborhood of milfs, I appreciate it every day
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07-22-2008, 01:23 PM
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tell her your gay and make friends with her, that way you can get in close under the radar. then slowly share your new feelings for the opposite sex with her, if they have a pool go swimming and make sure she sees you. then when you are all alone when the husband is passed out drunk on the couch make your move. from there on out arrange meetings at motel 6 and tell her to say its for her aerobics class.
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07-22-2008, 01:25 PM
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Edit: Surprise secks?
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07-22-2008, 01:29 PM
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Just mention quite casually that she looks great for a mother of 3 kids. Compliment her on ridiculous things..like her barcelet..or choice of earrings. Women like guys who pay attention to the not so obvious.
You'll be sliding your Osama into her Bora Bora cave in no time.
You're welcome.
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07-22-2008, 01:42 PM
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Way to fail by not posting pics, faily mcfailheimer.
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07-22-2008, 01:45 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by peteyandjia
Pics or I tell potbelly man
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Go ahead and tell him, I'd kick his ass.
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Points or no points, you're dead meat.
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