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Old 05-11-2008, 10:15 PM   #51 (permalink)

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Midget... and the Amazon on the side...
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Old 05-11-2008, 10:22 PM   #52 (permalink)
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There should really be an option for both. If I had to choose one, I guess I'd go with the midget. You could toss her around, spin her on your dick, the possibilities are endless.
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Old 05-11-2008, 10:41 PM   #53 (permalink)

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that midget is bangin!! id fuck the hell outta her
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Old 05-11-2008, 10:41 PM   #54 (permalink)

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I'd play Willow with the one in the middle.
And then give it to her.
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Old 05-11-2008, 10:49 PM   #55 (permalink)

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the midget is a pornstar so she probably seen many penis in her lifetime. i would go with the amazon and go anal and pray that her asshole is as tight as a regular woman's vagina
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Old 05-11-2008, 11:05 PM   #56 (permalink)

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Old 05-11-2008, 11:13 PM   #57 (permalink)

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Midgets are too creepy.

Amazon for sure, who cares if her giant vagina makes my member seem like a miniature.
Like throwing a hotdog down a hallway, maybe bounce it off a wall everynow and then.
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Old 05-11-2008, 11:16 PM   #58 (permalink)

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the midget is a pornstar so she probably seen many penis in her lifetime. i would go with the amazon and go anal and pray that her asshole is as tight as a regular woman's vagina
I bet she'd give up teh buttsechs rather easily as it probably wouldn't hurt as much. I change my answer to te amazon. Fuck my ex was only 5'1, close enough.
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Old 05-11-2008, 11:22 PM   #59 (permalink)

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Old 05-11-2008, 11:31 PM   #60 (permalink)
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