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Old 05-11-2008, 06:19 PM   #1 (permalink)

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Amazon woman or Midget?
You have to fuck one of these two women. You have no options in the matter. Pick.



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Old 05-11-2008, 06:21 PM   #2 (permalink)

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hmm..

Amazon?


Fuck. I dont know. She probably would break me and my delicate wang...
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Old 05-11-2008, 06:22 PM   #3 (permalink)
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awww fuck, i'd nail that midget hard
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Old 05-11-2008, 06:23 PM   #4 (permalink)
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just remember though... one of these makes your tool look extra big and the other one makes it look extra small
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Old 05-11-2008, 06:24 PM   #5 (permalink)

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That midget is just small enough to make me feel like a stud.
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Old 05-11-2008, 06:27 PM   #6 (permalink)

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Amazon woman for sure.
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Old 05-11-2008, 06:31 PM   #7 (permalink)

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Those ginormous tits, gotta go with the Amazon.
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Old 05-11-2008, 06:32 PM   #8 (permalink)

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The midget obviously. Banging a midget is something you've got to do at least once in your life.

"Those ginormous tits,"

Great point. It said you have to do one, but what about both?
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Old 05-11-2008, 06:32 PM   #9 (permalink)

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The midget. I've always wanted to fuck a midget, to see what it was like.

Although that amazon has some nice cans on her
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Old 05-11-2008, 06:32 PM   #10 (permalink)

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well, the midget would make my penix look bigger!
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