Tom Cable and the Oakland Raiders should be investigated by the league...

WandyNutHugs · 10-19-2009, 08:24 AM

For deploying the eagle killing death pigeon. I believe this is the only reason the eagles lost the game, it had absolutely nothing to do with our offensive line. I provide multiple angles to support my claim.

Hinch · 10-19-2009, 09:52 AM

I bet he's got a decent 40. I'd wager he's got a good eye too.

Probably a weak tackler. Could fill in at CB?

Black Paladin · 10-19-2009, 09:57 AM

He commits fewer assaults than the coach.

Bwahahaaaa!

**Mr Sinister** · 10-19-2009, 09:58 AM

The Pigeon Jinx is horrible.

Hinch · 10-19-2009, 10:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Black Paladin

He commits fewer assaults than the coach.

Bwahahaaaa!

It's settled. The pigeon will be a shutdown corner as well as the coach.

$50 says they win their next 9 games.

JPost · 10-19-2009, 10:04 AM

Besides all the hype surrounding this fucker, he still only managed to perform ZERO tackles. We'll see about next week but so far I don't see what all the hype is about.

possessed · 10-19-2009, 10:55 AM

The autumn wind is a pigeon.

Hinch · 10-19-2009, 11:06 AM

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Originally Posted by JPost

Besides all the hype surrounding this fucker, he still only managed to perform ZERO tackles. We'll see about next week but so far I don't see what all the hype is about.

To be fair, this is his rookie season. I mean he's fresh out of college, and let me remind you that much like Romo, he wasn't drafted. He played for a small college and whilst his experience is low, you can see his athleticism is unmatched. Look at how he travels in 4D. The speed is obvious, he's got a better vertical leap than anyone in the league and I'd wager he's got a better wonderlic score than 99% of WR's and RB's.

With his athleticism and obvious discipline, it's only a matter of time before we see him as a break-out star. Plus he'll do wonders for the NFL market with pigeons and other birds.

Personally he'd do well to get traded to the Dolphins. He could really work wonders within the Wildcat system.

DangGaDa · 10-19-2009, 11:45 AM

Laughing is apparently the best way to get over losing to the Raiders.

BEER-RUN · 10-19-2009, 11:49 AM

Dude,

The pigeon was used to get inside M Vicks head....animals scare him since he could go back to prison if he looks at one with a mean face. This affected his team mates as they decided it would be humane if they allowed the Raiders to win a game. D McNabb is a leading canidate for the Noble Peace prize because of this act.