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Old 11-26-2008, 03:30 PM   #1121 (permalink)

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Ok I need help. I live in a basement suite and the most miserable ugly **** lives above me with her retard child and she hates me with a passion (she doesn't even know my name!) So she doesn't know me but she hates me because she is ugly and I am not. This morning she started banging on my door and bitching about some fuckin garbage can. Like as if I care that there's no lid on it. What can I do to make her hate me even more? I open the garage door late at night to piss her off, so that's fun. But what else? Any ideas would be greatly appreciated.
Since she is ugly and you are not, you prancing about in skimpy attire and taking pictures to post on sherdog would definitely piss her off. Oh wait, winter in canada...might be really cold so wear a hat with your bathing suit and/or lingerie.
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Old 11-26-2008, 03:30 PM   #1122 (permalink)

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If she ever manages to find a boyfriend, or bring a guy over, prance around outside in skimpy clothing.
Beat me to it.
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Old 11-26-2008, 03:31 PM   #1123 (permalink)
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^^ No she has a husband and he hates his life so much. I think she's jealous that I DO prance around in skimpy clothing lol. Anything else? I think my bedroom is below hers so I'll try and have super loud sex late at night hahaha because bitch isn't getting any dick!!
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Old 11-26-2008, 03:33 PM   #1124 (permalink)

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^^ No she has a husband and he hates his life so much. I think she's jealous that I DO prance around in skimpy clothing lol. Anything else? I think my bedroom is below hers so I'll try and have super loud sex late at night hahaha because bitch isn't getting any dick!!
Do her husband...help both of your causes. It will end his suffering and really piss her off.
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Old 11-26-2008, 03:34 PM   #1125 (permalink)

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^^ No she has a husband and he hates his life so much. I think she's jealous that I DO prance around in skimpy clothing lol. Anything else? I think my bedroom is below hers so I'll try and have super loud sex late at night hahaha because bitch isn't getting any dick!!
Have parties at your apartment, leave booze bottles lying around outside, I'll make sure you're a superloud tonight vacuum the apartment at around 2am, run the garbage disposal... Go out and get your mail wearing nothing but a towel when her husband is outside (take pictures in said towel and post) and if possible post the ugly bitches myspace page or something asking everyone here to fuck with her
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Old 11-26-2008, 03:41 PM   #1126 (permalink)
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Thanks, these are great ideas!! I will do laundry super late tonight lol.
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Old 11-26-2008, 03:42 PM   #1127 (permalink)
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Bonus points for listening to Tool?
You don't need bonus points with me, baby.

46 and 2= me and you...
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Old 11-26-2008, 03:45 PM   #1128 (permalink)

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Also make sure your bed is right up against the wall, so when getting it on, the bed knocks against the wall. Living on a 3rd floor apartment, I know I can sometimes here the people below me
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Old 11-26-2008, 03:45 PM   #1129 (permalink)
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prance around outside in skimpy clothing.
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prancing about in skimpy attire
thats a creepy f-ing coincidence there, boys...wtf!
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Old 11-26-2008, 03:48 PM   #1130 (permalink)

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thats a creepy f-ing coincedence there, boys...wtf!
Him, and Juicy Juggs are my alts... Do you mind Im trying to have a conversation with myself
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