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Originally Posted by Mekong Delta
Let me guess, you bought it from a mall kiosk and it's called Premier Spa Boutique or something. All the staff there are from Israel.
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I got taken for about $100. Out doing my Christmas shopping and pass all the kiosks, a nice looking Meditteranean girl actually pulls me over to a chair and starts complimenting me on my cuticles or something, said she loved my watch and then started spraying my hands with water while rubbing them. She kept saying how she is going to make a really special deal for me. She added the salt and massaged my hands for like 5 minutes. I pretty much ruined my boxers during the hand massage, never knew I liked that, but I plan on buying all the margarita salt for my bar at the fucking kiosk.
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