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Originally Posted by CrumBum
How dare you talk about my wife like that, you are lucky I am in the military and am considered a deadly weapon or I would fight you in her honor. As for children we have one on the way now, which is why I married her. She is upset about losing her figure but I still think she looks great.
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When you said the following in your OP:
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Originally Posted by CrumBum
I tell you guys, that night was amazing, I am truly happy that I waited until marriage to lose my virginity.
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Hmm, me calls bullshit on you. If you're going to fuck around, at least have the common sense not to contradict yourself before the end of page 1. Just my $.02
Regardless, she is one fugly behemoth of a thing. Five-head, and all.
