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08-06-2008, 10:59 PM
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 White Belt
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Location: Neptune, NJ
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great thread. i live amongst these douchebags. you would think these pictures are a joke. i hate them, hahaha 
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08-06-2008, 11:24 PM
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Originally Posted by Skuf
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wow is that macauly calkin in the background there ???? my god. I want these people dead.
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08-07-2008, 02:55 AM
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08-07-2008, 02:56 AM
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08-07-2008, 03:49 AM
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Official driver of the Devin Hester *** Wagon.
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Tennessee
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Damn Skuf, great finds. Those pictures are incredibly hilarious, almost bursting off of the unintentional comedy scale. Where do you get them from?
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08-07-2008, 04:47 AM
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Official driver of the Devin Hester *** Wagon.
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Location: Tennessee
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For months, I've scoured the abomination of the internet called ClubItUp.com in search of guido pictures to keep you entertained. However, since March, when the guidos found out we were looking at them for our own amusement, many of the Club It Up regulars have not uploaded any more pictures of themselves. I had to get down to the bottom of this, so I called my informant (Dat Guy Rite Der) to tell me what was going on.
Dat Guy Rite Der told me that this thread had caused a rift between some guidos, in particular Dracula Guido and Right Hand Guido. For years, Right Hand Guido had faithfully served his master's every needs. However, as time progressed, Right Hand Guido grew tired of being the wingguido for the Count, as well as seeing his master steal his women. Right Hand Guido had been forbidden to look at this thread, threatened by Dracula Guido with torture and banishment. Right Hand Guido rebelled against his master and became publicly embarrassed after viewing this thread. It seems Dracula Guido lied to Right Hand Guido about how many mistresses he had. This hurt Right Hand Guido's feelings.
Right Hand Guido planned revenge. One night while Dracula Guido was in the catacombs with his mistresses, Right Hand Guido emptied Dracula Guido's favorite hair gel and replaced it with White Rain gel. Dracula Guido did not notice this act of treason until about the seventh hour of clubbing in Bliss Lounge one night, when his hair began to lose definition. All the other guidos laughed at him and called him names. Dracula Guido left the club in extreme embarrassment. The emperor had his clothes, but the Count no longer had his hair gel or his self-dignity with the guido community. Very soon, Dracula Guido became the laughing stock of New Jersey, and then quickly forgotten about.
Right Hand Guido, on the other hand, increased his reputation in the guido community and eventually transitioned into the role of guido vampire leader. This didn't settle too well with Left Hand Guido, who had been trying to become leader for many years. Not content with second place, Left Hand Guido started a rumor that totally destroyed Right Hand Guido's reputation - Right Hand Guido had been using mousse instead of hair gel. Hearing this travesty, the guido community turned on Right Hand Guido just as quickly as they had turned on his former master. With one rumor, Right Hand Guido became an outcast, no longer to be seen at Club It Up.
However, things didn't end well for Left Hand Guido. One night, Grimace overheard him insulting Andre the Wolverine Guido's pet alligator. Grimace told Andre the Wolverine Guido this, and Left Hand Guido soon found himself with a face-full of mace. Left Hand Guido has never returned to Club Bliss.
Anyway, that's the story Dat Guy Rite Der told me when I asked him why the regular guidos are no longer in the newer pictures that are uploaded to ClubItUp.com. When I asked him how close Andre the Wolverine Guido was to becoming a brain surgeoan, he just pointed to the phone and hung up.
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08-07-2008, 05:02 AM
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08-07-2008, 05:12 AM
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Green Belt
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: The Hill, MA
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you know what my biggest problem with guidos is?
If you want to dress like a moron and spend 3 hours getting ready to go dance like a moron, that's fine. You're trying to get layed and frankly, the real problem there is that girls are attracted to guys like that....BUT....
Don't try to act like you're tough, or connected, or whatever. You're a chick, high maintenance and emotional, and bitchy. If you go tanning, spend hours getting ready, etc, you're not tough.
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08-07-2008, 06:01 AM
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Orange Belt
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Stockholm, Sweden
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Originally Posted by Red_dawn0531
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Must be a gay club!
I refuse to believe straight men dress this way.
EDIT: ok its photoshopped, but still disturbing.
Last edited by Bangalter; 08-07-2008 at 06:07 AM.
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08-07-2008, 06:16 AM
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#910 (permalink)
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Official driver of the Devin Hester *** Wagon.
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Location: Tennessee
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Originally Posted by Eric Renzo NH
you know what my biggest problem with guidos is?
If you want to dress like a moron and spend 3 hours getting ready to go dance like a moron, that's fine. You're trying to get layed and frankly, the real problem there is that girls are attracted to guys like that....BUT....
Don't try to act like you're tough, or connected, or whatever. You're a chick, high maintenance and emotional, and bitchy. If you go tanning, spend hours getting ready, etc, you're not tough.
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Agreed for the most part, although I despise the look. At least emo's ACT emo.
Guidos = metrosexuals with attitudes? SPARE ME.
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