The guido pic thread.. with new swedish guido pics - Page 49

fido · 03-09-2008, 04:17 AM

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Originally Posted by sodapopinski

I'm guessing you are talking to me, which only shows your ignorance because I have (yet) to post 24 pages of material. Take your guido butt-loving ass to the Mayberry lounge if it offends you.

yes im the one gay here, looking up guido pics on the net and looking through them, then making gayer comments like how the hell did he score that chick...lol GTFO you ***

sodapopinski · 03-09-2008, 04:28 AM

I don't give a shit what girl a guido scores, because if a guido scores a girl, she isn't worth fucking or caring about. But the fact that you keep posting on this thread shows your obsession. If you really didn't care, then you wouldn't keep posting.

sodapopinski · 03-09-2008, 04:39 AM

Well I wasn't in the mood to do this, but oh well. Eventually this thread is going to die...

118 Lounge, February 23, 2008.

This guido demonstrates his favorite sexual position with his parter, Sherdog poster fido.

Dude, I don't blame you one bit for looking.

Apparently this is the club where the kids go when they cut class to smoke pot.

After looking at the boobies for a few minutes, I finally saw this guy's hair... what happened was that he was in such a rush to get to the club that he shut his car door on his hair and he was just too lazy to fix it.

Meth Guido?

Battlefield Earth Guido.

sodapopinski · 03-09-2008, 04:47 AM

I'd never go clubbing with my mother.

I have to admit that the guy in the background made me laugh. If you're going to ruin a picture, perhaps there's no better way of doing it than by having a rooster in the background.

Dear girl on the left: you are fucking fine.

The only guy here who has evolved beyond dressing like it's the 50's is the guy in the middle.

I could make a really horrible joke, but I'm not going to.

How sad is it when you weigh 110 pounds but 75% of that is your arms and hair gel.

sodapopinski · 03-09-2008, 04:57 AM

Sherdog poster fido just came in his pants after looking at this picture.

That's it for that night.

Club Bliss, February 28th, 2008.

These guys made me laugh. And the shirt did also.

Just providing some masturbation material for fido.

Hey, this security guard went rooster...

He seems to be in a more lighthearted mood tonight. Could it have anything to do with going from guido to rooster?

sodapopinski · 03-09-2008, 05:06 AM

It may be best to back off before they put your sexual inexperience to the test.

Yep, this was the night when Andre the Wolverine Guido transitioned to Andre the Rooster. I think that Dracula Guido may have asked him to join his minions, but Andre didn't want to, so under the threat of becoming another victim of Dracula Guido's thirst for blood, Andre decided to go rooster instead.

Just for protection from Dracula Guido and his minions, Andre the Rooster carries protection in his pocket at all times.

"Hey, look at me! I'm an attention whore!"

Perhaps the only defense mechanism that people from Jersey can use to blur the sight of guidos is to barely open their eyes. After a while, looking at guidos is probably the equivalent of looking at Medusa right in the face.

Big surprise here. Caveman Guido doing the same pose. for only the dozenth time. I think it is stipulated in his contract that any picture taken of him must have him doing this pose.

sodapopinski · 03-09-2008, 05:13 AM

This jacket screams "I want a bad-ass tattoo but I'm afraid to get one."

With pelvises firmly planted together, these guidos pose for a picture.

"Mmh. Ders dese two fellers, going to bathroom off bridge."

What's with these leather bracelets that take up a third of their arm? Did they shove their arm up a bulls ass? Goddamn, guidos in Jersey kill more cows from their bracelets than the entire state of Iowa does for consuming hamburgers.

The Count's minions are in the house, with their rooster spy who they've chosen to infiltrate the security guards at the club.

She liked the "Hide the Cocaine" game so much that she wants to play again.

sodapopinski · 03-09-2008, 05:21 AM

That jacket would be perfect if the "A" was bracketed by a "G" and a "Y"

Black guy in the background, you made a fatal mistake. Dracula Guido does not like horseplay in the background of his pictures. Tonight, the Count and his minions will feast upon black blood.

This girl has so many freckles that she made the wall grow one. In fact, I think she gave one to Dracula Guido beside his left eye.

Rooster Spy keeps a sharp lookout on the security guards while simultaneously trying to be friendly.

Another cleavageless night.

This time, the head tilt is being performed to get as far away from this girl's pussy as possible.

sodapopinski · 03-09-2008, 05:30 AM

Tired of waiting for guidos to give them sexual satisfaction, the girls take things into their own hands:

Mustache city. The girl on the right has a little Hitler 'stache going.

"Hey, watch this dance move, I call it 'The Anti-Girl' move."

I hope the "baseball cap" look catches on in Jersey.

Beauty Mark Guido is on the verge of passing out.

Usually people wear their brass knuckles on their hands, not their clothes. Rastafarian guy should puff puff pass it around.

sodapopinski · 03-09-2008, 05:38 AM

While at the club, the light of God shined down on his face from Heaven, commanding him to leave Jersey and never look back. His wife disobeyed, and now she is nothing more than a pillar of salt.

There's about to be a war in Jersey. Guidos versus Roosters. Many former guidos have converted.

Black girls love big ones. Big hands, that is!

It's not "chicks with douchebags," it's "guidos with chicks you think are hot until you keep looking at them."