Combs have been invented, dude.
He's having flashbacks of 'Nam. And Nam is a guy, not a country.
This guy looks like every single member of Nirvana, including Courtney Love.
Don't screw with this guy - those are switchblades on his head.
Does she have an extra clit growing on her tongue?
Of course some GUIDO would have to stick his hand in the way of an otherwise awesome picture.