The guido pic thread.. with new swedish guido pics

[$uperman]

sodapopinski this is great.

You should write a screenplay. A comedy about guido's would be hilarious and original. And the production would be cheap, because it's in one location ( the club ), there are no special effects or big action scene's.

[Kimjo]

Its hard to read all this on the web soda, how do I order your book?

Great read and pics! You make my day!

[dinpappa]

IS THIS FOR REAL!?!??



OHhh god i love my country when i see shit like this! Never EVER will i even be able to hear about Jersey without puking my guts out. how is it possible that every pic is of a disgutsing douchebag!? where do all the normal people go to drink? or is this the "normal" jersey ppl?

[juirtle]

uhm, can anybody give a definition of a guido

[fury10]

Originally Posted by juirtle

uhm, can anybody give a definition of a guido

Usually located in Jersey, and NY areas, people of Italian heritage who dress and act like those pictured here. lots of gold jewelry, garish clotjing, etc. They try to pretend they're tough and think they are hot shit. that is pretty much what a Guido is.

[headlessTao]

Originally Posted by Volund

I dunno. HGH > Steroids. It's safer, has less side effects (dosent shrink your penis) and won't give you roid rage.

It's expensive as hell, though. I guess if I owned a million dollar company I could spare some cash to look good.

I'd be doing the same thing as him.

Except hanging out with guidos.

no way man, roids > hgh

hgh makes all soft tissues in your body multiply, not just muscle. skin will thicken and organs will get larger. over sized guts will distend your abdomend granting the disgusting hgh gut look epitomized by Ronnie Coleman:



roids just make your muscles grow by making the cells bigger. hgh causes new cells to grow.

[fanattic]

props to sodapopinski

[vinek]

Originally Posted by headlessTao

no way man, roids > hgh

hgh makes all soft tissues in your body multiply, not just muscle. skin will thicken and organs will get larger. over sized guts will distend your abdomend granting the disgusting hgh gut look epitomized by Ronnie Coleman:



roids just make your muscles grow by making the cells bigger. hgh causes new cells to grow.

I heard u gotta be careful when playing with HGH.It can make u look like a mutant.

[sodapopinski]

Originally Posted by $uperman

sodapopinski this is great.

You should write a screenplay. A comedy about guido's would be hilarious and original. And the production would be cheap, because it's in one location ( the club ), there are no special effects or big action scene's.

Trust me, I would love to do it! Anyone want to pay me some up-front money to temporarily move to Jersey and begin my script? I would also like to go to one of these clubs with HUGE blow-out hair, even bigger than this. Just to piss everyone off. Hell, I went to a couple of bars this Halloween dressed as Jesus, so I'd love to take the guido look to the next level.

Originally Posted by Kimjo

Its hard to read all this on the web soda, how do I order your book?

Great read and pics! You make my day!

Thank you! I'll get back at belittling guidos later, but it would be fun to make a pictorial/commentary book about guidos. If I knew there was a market for it, and I could make money, I'd do it in a heartbeat.

[Real_Magi]

Originally Posted by Volund

I dunno. HGH > Steroids. It's safer, has less side effects (dosent shrink your penis) and won't give you roid rage.

It's expensive as hell, though. I guess if I owned a million dollar company I could spare some cash to look good.

I'd be doing the same thing as him.

Except hanging out with guidos.

Roids don't shrink your dick, roids shrink your balls because of the excess testosterone in your body - the nuts no longer feel needed. Your dick will actually seem bigger because you'll be packing a half chub 90 percent of the time.