The guido pic thread.. with new swedish guido pics - Page 40

Volund · 02-23-2008, 09:14 PM

I dunno. HGH > Steroids. It's safer, has less side effects (dosent shrink your penis) and won't give you roid rage.

It's expensive as hell, though. I guess if I owned a million dollar company I could spare some cash to look good.

I'd be doing the same thing as him.

Except hanging out with guidos.

**Blitz55** · 02-23-2008, 09:35 PM

I really don't get this. Is it a joke? Is it a fashion style somewhere. Are kids really doing this somewhere to be hip and cool.

sodapopinski · 02-26-2008, 12:56 AM

I'm not having a good day today, so it's time to let out some anger.

Club Merge, NJ. 5-26-07.

If there really was a God, then He would have allowed a ceiling tile to fall from the ceiling on to this jackass' face. The fact that he's doing the guido pout/kiss and the head tilt makes me want to see him hurting.

But then again, when you look this bad, I guess that is retribution enough for acting like a fool.

This girl is really bald. The Greaser Guido just slung his hair over her head.

Dear Ethnicities, other than Caucasians:
PLEASE, for the love of God and everything holy, if you are going to mimic the white American culture, do not mimic Guidos.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA... oh man, is this a wax sculpture, or a gay dude? Probably a gay wax sculpture.

The glow of white guidos was just too much for this black guy's eyes, so he had to put on the shades.

sodapopinski · 02-26-2008, 01:02 AM

The guido in the background is pissed that someone else is kissing his lover.

If you put together the abs of the girl on the left. the face of the girl in the middle, and the boobs of the girl on the right, you'd have one kick-ass girl.

Point to the person you love the most. Don't be afraid to cry and show your true emotions.

If this is a true representation of the guys in New Jersey that women have to fuck, then damn, I really feel sorry for Jersey girls.

These people are just fucking weird. Like Clockwork Orange weird.

Buttcrack on Right Chin Guido had a good supply of HGH even last year.

sodapopinski · 02-26-2008, 01:08 AM

Is he trying to reenact the Napoleon Dynamite classroom speech about butterflies?

The guy on the right ate a whole batch of hash brownies.

Michael Douglas from the movie "Falling Down" became a guido!

Weird angle, but even weirder faces

Um, what the fuck? Does she have an extra set of hamstring muscles for each muscle in her arm?

This guido forgot to wipe off the load that his lover blew on his cap before they went clubbing.

sodapopinski · 02-26-2008, 01:14 AM

Tearing up the dance floor. Alone.

Workout routine:
Monday, Wednesday, Friday: Bi's
Tuesday, Thursday, Saturday: Tri's

This picture makes me think of the song "Goodbye Horses" playing during Silence of the Lambs.

Chunk Guido, we want you to do the Truffle Shuffle already!

He's got flaccid penis wrinkle all over the left side of his face/neck:

Damnit. Of all the regulars, why did I have to see Jude Law Wannabe Guido first? And what the fuck is up with wearing a sweatband around your elbow?

sodapopinski · 02-26-2008, 01:21 AM

Afterwards, she read him his future and told him that he would die lonely.

"You know, if I just lay back, open up my shirt, act drunk, and put some toilet paper on my shoe, I'll get some fucking pussy."

Afghan Guido sold some opium to the guy in the middle.

All it takes is one person to slip on guido hair gel and the whole club goes down like dominoes.

This guy is torn between the traditional greased-back Italian look and the greased-up hairstyle of today.

Steroids? $200.
Beads? 10 cents.
Cowboy hat from the women's section? $5.
Looking this gay: Priceless.

olbutchuro · 02-26-2008, 01:25 AM

Is this really what NJ is like? No...Really? I avoid clubs like the plague so I really don't know. This can't be happening in just one place...

sodapopinski · 02-26-2008, 01:28 AM

Cheer up, guy in back. You don't have patterns carved in your hair like the guido on the right.

I said cheer up goddamnit. Quit acting like an abused puppy.

Blanka Guido is about to take her to the Amazon.

Holy shit... is this Seung-Hui Choi, the cock muncher who went on a killing spree at Virginia Tech?

The guy on the left forgot to wash the cumstains out of his shirt. The guy on the right looks like a really bad Elvis Costello.

More guidos dancing. Yep, with themselves.

sodapopinski · 02-26-2008, 01:30 AM

"Touch my hair one more time, bitch, and I'll American History X your face on this bar."

Lazy Eye Guido.

"Woah, dude.... I was like looking for the bathroom. Woah. I can't think. Wait, dude, where did I say I was going? Hey dude, why are you putting rings on my finger? I look like, gay, dude. Woah."