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02-23-2008, 04:53 AM
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Emperor of the Evil Empire
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There's more testosterone in a tampon commercial than in this picture.
It's easy to tell which girl in this picture has self-confidence. Hint - she isn't wearing twenty pounds of makeup.
No, this isn't the same picture. They've probably just stood in this position all night long.
With hair this white, you'd think God called her to the top of Mount Sinai to give her the Ten Commandments. That is, until you noticed her roots are as dark as Gomorrah.
I swear, if I was fucking her and she did the guido pout, I'd think about pulling out and punching her in the face. But then again, she has so much makeup on that my fist would harmlessly slide off of her face, and I'd have to spend days cleaning up that shit off of my knuckles.
Don't turn around! It's a monster!!!!!!! Oh nevermind, it's just another damn guido.
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02-23-2008, 05:00 AM
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 White Belt
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Location: Liverpool, England
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Found one ...
Apparently the one in the middle is called Scott Alexander:
And here is his Facebook profile:
http://www.facebook.com/s.php?k=100000080&id=638538571
You'll need to add him as a friend to view his full profile, which I'm not gonna do  
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02-23-2008, 05:00 AM
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Emperor of the Evil Empire
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New Jersey's two greatest imports: hair gel and makeup.
New Jersey's biggest export: guidos.
People of New Jersey, please rid yourself of your own disease.
This guy had to use a whole box of brillo pads to get the lipstick and makeup off of his face.
Hey look - guys are dancing with each other. I'm not surprised in the least.
No dude, the Phish concert is in the other building. Oh well, you're so high that you probably don't give a damn.
Did this bitch break out of jail?
An "Underwear Party" sounded good on paper, but in practice... meh.
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02-23-2008, 05:08 AM
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Emperor of the Evil Empire
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The guy on the right now combs his hair like a rooster. Both hairstyles should be equally hated.
Pretend there isn't a guido in this picture so you can focus on the hot girl on the left...
Elvira and Bubba from Forrest Gump had a child!
Do the Truffle Shuffle already!
STILL in the same position...
Thank God her tampon didn't jar loose.
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02-23-2008, 05:16 AM
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Emperor of the Evil Empire
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Red eyes? Could Dracula Guido be behind the camera? Muwahahahahahahaha
The guy in the middle looks like this puppet.
Ever see someone from behind and think she's gorgeous, only to have her turn around and immediately kill your boner? Well, that's about to happen to this guy.
Girls, if you're going to swim to the club, go ahead and take the fishnets off before entering.
That's the end of this album, and that is ALL of the guidoness I can stand for the moment. In my previous albums, almost all the douchebags were men, but this one was split almost down the middle among the gender line. Seriously, I now have a headache. Someone send me a lortab.
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02-23-2008, 05:28 AM
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Emperor of the Evil Empire
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Originally Posted by FELLA
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Evidently he is a millionaire. You know, dealing with business for 11 hours a day, AND keeping up a workout routine (even if he is taking steroids and other performance enhancers, which I'm pretty positive he is), is still impressive.
Don't get me wrong, I still think he's a loaded, discharge-filled douchebag because of the way he tries to look in every photo, but I can at least respect the fact that he keeps a regular workout routine and has a full-time job. Not many people can do that (at least without sticking needles in their asses).
Oh, and thanks for this guy, England. Jersey temporarily sighs. 
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02-23-2008, 06:08 AM
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Bringer of Plagues
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sodapopinski
New Jersey's two greatest imports: hair gel and makeup.
No dude, the Phish concert is in the other building. Oh well, you're so high that you probably don't give a damn.
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I LOLd.
and damn some of these Guido bitches have saggy asses 
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02-23-2008, 07:36 AM
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 Orange Belt
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damn those are some gay butt pirates
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02-23-2008, 10:03 AM
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White Belt
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Location: Liverpool, England
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sodapopinski
... (even if he is taking steroids and other performance enhancers, which I'm pretty positive he is), is still impressive.
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Apparently he spends Ł120,000 (That's British Sterling Pounds which = roughly a quarter of a millions US $$$'s ..!!!) on Growth Hormones.
http://www.scottalexander.tv/docs/ri...udy-show-q.php
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02-23-2008, 06:53 PM
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Emperor of the Evil Empire
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Quote:
Originally Posted by FELLA
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Good find. I always knew Hollywood stars were taking HGH, but this gives my belief more validity. And after watching this video, I guess I respect him less.
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