The guido pic thread.. with new swedish guido pics

[sodapopinski]

Originally Posted by jdm_boy

guidos are the worst, by the way, to the poster of this thread, the pics u put are of 12 year olds at clubs, how the F**K did u find these u perv??

If you go to the website posted in the picture (I can't recall it off the top of my head, but it is something like Credd.Se - I believe it is a Swedish website). The pictures are accessible if you can make out some Swedish. I guess it is a cultural norm for youngsters like that to go clubbing in Scandinavia.

Honestly, you may want to go to that website, not for the little dweebs, but because Sweden has some of the most beautiful girls in the world.

[sodapopinski]

February 15th, 2008.

Hey look, Andy Pettitte is off of the HGH!


Ladies and gentlemen, is this proof that guidos are reading this thread? I mean, Dracula Guido hasn't changed his suit in forever, but look at this...

New suit!

Damnit this thread was getting much, much better without Jude Law Wannabe Guido. Damnit... just damnit.


Enemy at the Guido Gates.


FUCK YOU, you cannot have any of my water that's in my wine bottle.

[Abortedone]

wow

[sodapopinski]

Dracula Guido hanging out with a guido who I have yet to name... hmm. How about Chunk Guido? Maybe he'll do the Truffle Shuffle for us.


Jumping into the front of this picture, Sleepy Guido caused the other attention whore on the left to spill his drink. A massive guido fight then broke out, meaning that twenty guidos went face to face, yelled at each other, then walked away without even thinking about throwing a punch.


Oscar the Grouch Guido finds a chick to take back to his trash can.


Oh, it's going down tonight! Mr. Black White Man couldn't keep his hands off of Dracula's Impaled Mistress, and wasn't smart enough to stay home!


Seeing Mr. Black White Man enter the club, Dracula Guido vaporizes as the picture was being taken, waiting for the right moment to get revenge on the traitor Mr. Black White Man.

[sodapopinski]

Leave it to a guido to try to finger another man.


Right Hand Guido seems to be tired of taking his master's orders. This has caused him to be very unhappy with life, and he overtly displays this by never smiling.


But Left Hand Guido is more than content, nonchalantly enjoying his Lipton iced tea. Maybe he thinks he may soon be promoted to Right Hand Guido by Dracula Guido.


However, everyone in the whim knows that Right Hand Guido has loyally served Dracula Guido for years, and is in no danger of a demotion.


As the night closes, Dracula Guido hypnotizes another girl for blood. He now has a hard decision; will she be just another meal, or will he transform her into another mistress for his sexual pleasures?

[sodapopinski]

Well, that's the newest set of pictures the site has. Guess I'll start from the oldest and work my way up.


May 19, 2007.

Wow, Chunk Guido and these two guido harlots not only look the same as they did almost 10 months ago, they're still as big of douchebags as they were back in the day!


The girl on the left always looks like she has an attitude. Of course, if I looked like her, I would too.


They both used the same blush before they went clubbing.


Alfalfa?


All these guidos are staring at this ho, but no one is going to make a move because they don't know how sex works and they don't want to be called out.


Goddamnit, who release Pennywise the clown from Stephen King's movie It? There's enough make-up on her face for 38 people.

[sodapopinski]

Absolutely NOTHING in this world screams "I have low self-esteem and I think I'm ugly so I have to cover up my looks" more than caking makeup on your face. Can you imagine how many days it will take to wash all that shit off of their faces?


Don't blame her - she's used to sucking small dicks, so she doesn't have to open her mouth very wide.


But DO blame her for sporting the Guido Pout. I think her and the rest of these idiots get silicone injected in their lips so they can have a bigger guido pout than anyone else.


How to tell a woman isn't interested in you - if she's leaning back to the point of rupturing a disc in her spine, then it's time to move to another club slut.


A forearm sweat band. What a fucking tool. Guess you need it if you jerk off all the time and you want to prevent your arm sweat from messing up your groove. Thank God he's only having sex with his hand so the world can be spared the despair of one more guido.


You Gonna Get.... Statutory Raped?

[sodapopinski]

"Yeah, we're fucking hardcore. We almost made a plan to steal money from my mother's purse when she left the house. Almost."


These two make pro-Life people completely re-evaluate their stance.


That picture also reminds me that there was a girl named Lauren Sednik who partied at that club, but who passed away recently. Damn, if there are pictures of her, I hope I can recognize them so I don't make fun of her. Believe it or not, I have my limits and making fun of someone who recently died is over that limit.

Five seconds! You have to hold them out for five seconds or we won't give you beads!


Holy shit! There's no way they can make out like a normal couple because they'd be wiping boogers all over each other with noses as big as that!


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... I was right.

[David Koresh]

LMAO, your commentary is cracking me up. Keep fighting the good fight Soda.

[sodapopinski]

He shaved his eyebrows, and they are STILL massive. Oh, and the ladies in this picture aren't douchebags. They are what is inside douchebags.


Don't be proud of that mustache, girl! Although some guidos envy you for being able to grow one.


Let's take a break from all this homosexuality for one moment.


Let's analyze these guidos.
The one on the left looks like he is always surprised. I'm going to call him "Botox Guido."
The one in the middle is dressed the exact way that Cal Naughton Jr. likes to picture his Jesus - with a tuxedo t-shirt that says, "I want to be formal, but I'm here to party."
The one on the right stole his jacket from a policeman while traveling in Europe.


Listen, I know that everyone in Jersey isn't guidos, but I'm almost to the point where I think we as Americans should take away the state's star on our flag and give it to Puerto Rico. Hell, I'd settle for Cuba.


Can you imagine how many shoulders were thrown out of place in this club because of the guido fist pump? Hopefully hundreds.