So yeah. I didn't get to finish last night because of "server maintenance" that was supposed to last a few minutes, which ended up into hours, so I went to bed. Anyway, here we go.
This is bullshit. It's Valentine's night, the club is full of sluts just waiting for a bite, and Dracula Guido doesn't show up. I guess this is the one night out of the year where his minions get to have fun by themselves.
The new Queer Eye for the Straight Guy crew!
HE'S HERE!!!!!!!!!! Dracula Guido! Don't tell me he's the one who has been taking pictures all night! That's impossible. I didn't see any pictures of his victims. Maybe he didn't upload them... hmm.
The guy in the background gets into another picture. Has anyone ever seen that Futurama episode where an orphan grew up to be famous because he was "the guy" in the background of every picture?
Red eyes... maybe Dracula Guido
is the person taking pictures.
I wish someone would punch people in the lips whenever they do the guido pout.