The guido pic thread.. with new swedish guido pics

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Hey wait... Isn't the guy on the right wearing Dracula Guido's suit???

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These two are as inseparable as Paris Hilton is to venereal diseases. After all, isn't Valentine's day a day for love?


If her bra pushed up any harder, she would suffocate to death.


This picture was taken from the exact angle that 80% of Cloverfield was filmed. It didn't make the movie any cooler, and it sure doesn't make you look better, either.


He's used to holding his "belongings" with only his thumb and index finger.


The Asian dude finally realizes why he's been laughed at all night, and breaks down in tears. It's Valentine's Day, not Varentine's Day.


Did you hurt your wrist from jerking off too many men? Or did you steal that bracelet off of a Transformer?

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i saw a guido today @ my university. i immediately related to this thread. bitch looked like a tool.

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Another cute Valentine couple.


Right Hand Guido, scouting new blood for his master.


This girl is a ho, but I don't mind looking.


I'm posting this just because...


Horse Guido returns!


Here's this GAY ASS hand sign again. Like the Shocker, the pinky is meant for the ass, but unlike the Shocker, the index finger is meant to massage balls.

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The spiked bracelet gives the gay man "added pleasure."


She's being impaled again... maybe, just maybe, Dracula Guido is around...


Say, let's play "Hide Your Crack!" Ok, you are getting colder. Colder!


"Mr. Black White Man, we can take a picture, but if Dracula Guido sees me smiling, he'll put me in an iron maiden."


Yep, that's you in the picture. You wouldn't know because you NEVER OPEN YOUR FUCKING EYES. Oriental Guido.


The guy on the right doesn't strike me as the typical attitude-filled Jerseyman, but the douche on the left can kiss my ass. Yeah, you were on television. So was Scott Peterson. Get over yourself, asshole.

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Oh my God. She's... smiling??? Ah, now I understand. The big guy put his hand on her shoulder and told her to smile or he will slightly squeeze, breaking her shoulder blade and collarbone. This guy has Brock Lesnar hands.


Hell yes! The "Rockstar Status Tour," with 6 Pack, 12 Pack, 20 Ounce, Case, Keg, One Liter, Two Liter, Plastic Bottle, Mr. Pibb, AND Chocolate Milk! Fucking Awesome!


Is there a man in New Jersey who these girls haven't flocked all over?


He's back! One of the real rock stars... Andre the Wolverine Guido!


Can she suck it in any harder?


Colder... colder... warmer! WARMER!

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The search for blood requires a breather every now and then.


Goddamnit Caveman Guido, would you quit doing the same damn pose every time a camera is remotely pointed in your direction? It looks like you want to give a BJ to someone.


This asshole is really trying to milk what little fame he has for as long as he can. Trust me dude, you shouldn't feel pride for being in that show. You should feel ashamed. But then again, with that stupid ass hand signal, your mother should be ashamed for ever birthing you. He probably sat by this poster all night, yelling at everyone who walked by to "look at me!!!" on this poster.


Tramp Stamps are only good for two things - one is identifying tramps, two is a bulls-eye for a guy's load.


Guess who hasn't left the poster area?


Oh, Mr. Black White Man, Dracula Guido will be PISSED when he sees this:

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I guess I should take a break on him. After all, he is Caveman Guido and he hasn't evolved to the point where he knows that his lower jaw is able to contract.


A new impalement pose!


Tits or GTFO


Dracula Guido put Mr. Black White Man in his place, and told him he'd drain every bit of blood in his body if he ever saw him hit on his impaled mistress again. Mr. Black White Man cried in fear.


But Mr. Black White Man wasn't having that shit. He decided to foolishly rebel against Dracula Guido. His dark side wanted white meat. After all, you aren't a real thug unless you have a white woman.


Everyone in this picture looks... kinda normal. Way to represent the good side of Jersey!

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Want to look foolish? Then start dancing your ass off while it is firmly planted in a seat.


If you're practicing for a guido, you need to cut that banana into a tenth of what it is.


Tits Girl, Red Shoe Diaries was a show, not a fashion statement.


The minions like to party when their master isn't around.


"Aee, you no, I wuz like on dis televishun show wacched by wetaded kids. I'm like famous. I wuz on televishun. Look at dis poster, dat's me."


The Rooster is with his flock.

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It's not mosh pit girl... it's Mosh Pit Guido! Photoshop, anyone?


Boondock Saint Guido with a NASCAR fan. The NASCAR fan argued all night long about Fords and Chevys, while the Boondock Saint Guido pissed everyone off by saying "facken" after every word.


The Ghostbusters FAILED. Stay Puft Marshmallow Man didn't die. He transformed into this guy.


When you're raving by yourself in a club with guidos, it is time to put down the extasy.


I guess X makes you steal clothes from the Salvation Army store, huh.


The Sophisticated Guido, taking a break from trading stocks and writing poetry that only he will read.