The guido pic thread.. with new swedish guido pics

[core619**]

Originally Posted by SFinclined

Wow, there is some severe pre-teen douchebaggery going on in this pic.

guidos in training

sad really just sad

[sodapopinski]

January 3rd, 2008.

Two thumbs up! Yay! We finally found a girl who will take a picture with us so we can deny those ambiguously gay rumors!


Someone smack the girl on the right for doing the guido pout.


You wouldn't smile, either, if Dracula Guido had just bitten into your neck.


Ok, yeah, Guido Club Slut is on the left... but damn, I must admit that she's looking good tonight. I really don't have much to say about this picture other than the girl on the far right has an infant-sized forehead... other than that, I will be making a motivational poster with this picture.


I didn't know Lawrence of Arabia went clubbing in Jersey:


Oh, to have money...

[sodapopinski]

"Duuuude, where am I? I thought I drove to Florida. Why did this gay guy behind me start fondling my hair? What did he do to me?"


Did the girl on the left get smashed in the face with a pan during a guido roid rage? God, I hope so. And the girl on the right FAILS at the guido pout.


I think this shirt is fucking awesome. I think the person in the shirt fucking isn't.


Raise your middle finger if you're a worthless guido whore!


So a normal guy goes into a club in Jersey and guess who is sticking his middle finger in the air... AtWG


Dracula Guido's Right Hand Guido is a loyal and superb servent, always looking out for his Master's best wishes.

[sodapopinski]

Every now and then, Dracula Guido shares his mistresses with his most loyal servants.


This thread may make Dracula Guido so famous, he can sell his worthless suit that he wears EVERY NIGHT on eBay for hundreds of dollars... good luck getting the smell of smoke and the bloodstains off of it.


Good lord, who took this picture, Manute Bol?


The bloodthirsty wolves howl at the full moon, beckoning a synchronized pose from Dracula Guido and his mistresses:


YOU WILL REGRET MESSING UP DRACULA GUIDO'S PICTURE, attention whore in white cap.


Buttcrack On Right Jawbone Guido returns. Yawn.

[sodapopinski]

This picture has legendary photoshop potential...


When Dracula Guido's Right Hand Guido finally got a chance to sample his Master's mistresses, he was so happy that he pissed in his pants.


Another night, another chance for Dracula Guido to lure innocent girls in the back alley leading to his coffin, only for a taste of BLOOD...


He's instinctively attracted to girls who are on their cycle.


Blanka Guido gave these girls a choice - take a picture with me or I will hunch down, turn green, and shock you to death with electricity that somehow comes out of my body by pressing any punch button repeatedly.


DG's Right Hand Guido doesn't only scout for blood; he also keeps an eye out for potential members to join DG.

[Bonzai]

I don't know wether to laugh of be scared!

[sodapopinski]

Never has a camera been flipped off by a man as less intimidating than this guy.


When Dracula Guido gets angry, he has the ability to manipulate electronics...


This mistress arouses a strong sense of apathy in Dracula Guido.


HOLY SHIT... a picture of Dracula Guido... from his right side??? Thank God that girl's face is blurred.


A guido assumes his favorite sexual position.

[Sohei]

Man someone should tell Dracula guido he looks like Vlad the fucking Impaler, maybe then he would change his haircut.

[sodapopinski]

No known photo exists of the top of this guy's head because he tilts it back in EVERY FUCKING PHOTO. Twat.


So half of the club got together for a picture before heading back to Dracula Guido's mansion...


Right Hand Guido disappeared into a puff of smoke only to teleport to the front of this picture:


I think Dracula Guido may be addicted to vicodin because it looks like he hasn't slept in nights. Oh wait... he never sleeps at night. He sleeps at day.


No, woman, you're doing it wrong. If you want to turn this guy on in a sexual way, then you need to bend your exposed neck toward his mouth...


Damn... the only guy in this picture who looks like he doesn't sell drugs and rape women is Right Hand Guido.

[sodapopinski]

DUDE.... Rapunzel is only 10!!! You're sick, Right Hand Guido!


His head tilt blocked Blanka Guido out of the picture. You know what that means... Blanka Guido jumped on him and started biting his head.


Right when he was going to get these guys' digits, the damn cameraman interrupted. Needless to say, Right Hand Guido was pissed.


"I found my friend in the ditch with two holes in her neck... do you know anything about that?"


Male ass gets everyone's attention!


Sick of me belittling him when men dance on stage, Dracula Guido disappeared into smoke before this picture was taken.