The guido pic thread.. with new swedish guido pics - Page 21

FWAPHARD · 02-05-2008, 08:16 AM

sodapopinski · 02-05-2008, 08:32 AM

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I have a friend from Flemington and he hates them as well. He says they really come out in bloom during summer, all over the coastline.

sodapopinski · 02-05-2008, 08:59 AM

February 2, 2003. Lana Lounge.

I guess Dracula Guido is letting his hair grow out. The more I see the same fucking idiots in these photos, the more I believe that it is nothing more than a group of Guido douchebags going around uploading club pictures to ClubItUp.com. That or these Guidos are jobless and leech their parents to go clubbing every night.

In order to get hair like this, the Guido on the right must have had someone grab the hair on the side of his head, put their foot on the top of his head, press down with the foot and pull the hair extremely hard. What a fairy.

"When the Count saw my face, his eyes blazed with a sort of demonic fury, and he suddenly made a grab at my throat. I drew away, and his hand touched the string of beads which held the crucifix. It made an instant change in him, for the fury passed so quickly that I could hardly believe that it was ever there."
Dracula, Chapter 2.

God I wish that chandelier would fall.

This guy should seriously think about fighting in the 95 pound division. Winner gets dinner (and a haircut).

"Heh he heh heh... you said the word 'titty' heh heh"

sodapopinski · 02-05-2008, 09:14 AM

January 8th, 2008. Benefit party. Normally, I wouldn't make fun of a benefit party, but fuck Guidos.

PS - ClubItUp.com has a message board site. I tried to create profile and upload the link to this thread, but couldn't get the security image (captcha or wtf ever) to load. Anyone want to help?

Marshmallow Face Guido is the rape baby of Stay Puff Marshmallow Man.

What the hell. Andre the Wolverine Guido actually looks small in this picture. The guy on the right must be 6' 8" and 350 pounds.

This tool on the left is pointing where he is going to suck the Blobface Guido.

I guess this benefit party was to buy Dracula Guido a new suit because he wears the same one EVERY FUCKING NIGHT.

OMG... the guy on the left is... almost smiling??? I guess his girlfriend decided not to break up with him tonight. That or Dracula Guido's Right Hand Guido just gave him his number.

sodapopinski · 02-05-2008, 09:20 AM

A part of my soul just died.

Redneck Guido with his androgynous pal! Looks like he crashed through someone's garden fence and it stuck on him.

A new Guido! I'm going to call him "Amazon Guido."

"You skanks better take this picture with me or I will kick you out."

Point to the camera if you are gay!

"Dis man right here, (cries) he like a broder to me. He... oh wait, dis is Jude Law Wannabe Guido. Fuck him and de vagina that birthed him."

FWAPHARD · 02-05-2008, 09:22 AM

f*g overload!!!!

sodapopinski · 02-05-2008, 09:33 AM

Years from now, the girl on the right will look back on this picture the same way girls do now when they look back at their pictures from the 80's and wonder why the hell they only had one glove on their hands...

Dracula Guido's Right Hand Guido scouts the area for his master. And I'm a bit sick of the fat emo on the right. Smile goddamnit.

Ok, this is a little off topic, but this girl is fine and does it for me. I just wish she didn't comb her hair straight back. Still, the potential is definitely there, unless she's fucking Guidos.

The girl on the right is repulsed by this Guido's facial hair. Who blames her?

Campizone · 02-05-2008, 09:37 AM

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Dracula Guido's minion got shy and disappeared into a puff of smoke right before this picture was taken. Steroid Guido is on the right, in what appears to be the same damn shirt he wears every night. Oh well, I guess when your life is centered around the Guido lifestyle, you're not very high on the creativity scale.

you are posting pics of people who arent even guidos... just hating on people for no reason. truth is, while these dudes are out trying (and yes, usually succeeding) to get pussy you are furiously flooding this thread with your retarded commentary. the guido joke is great, let me be the first to say. i think those motherfuckers are ridiculous... i live in jersey. i see them daily. but you are just posting pics of random people and making fun... and you are not even funny..

anyway... guy on the right you called "Steroid guido" is my BJJ instructor at my academy, and not only is he not on steroids-- he will beat your fucking ass. try to watch who you poke fun of, you punk. do some shit like that in real life man.. bet you aint got the heart.

sodapopinski · 02-05-2008, 09:42 AM

Right before the cameraman took this picture, this Guido opened the fence and threw his arms around the girls.

Once again, another pic of hot chicks was ruined by the reflection of a Guido's spray-on tan.

Here's the reason for the benefit party. I have nothing bad to say here and I wish this girl's family and friends nothing but the best. RIP, Lauren.

Here's one thing I don't understand, though. Why would you wear this shirt then pose for pictures?

Yep, the stupid bitch on the left is flipping off the camera. Typical.

Dracula Guido pauses for a picture before taking this girl down a dark alley, and it isn't for sexual purposes:

sodapopinski · 02-05-2008, 09:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Campizone

you are posting pics of people who arent even guidos... just hating on people for no reason. truth is, while these dudes are out trying (and yes, usually succeeding) to get pussy you are furiously flooding this thread with your retarded commentary. the guido joke is great, let me be the first to say. i think those motherfuckers are ridiculous... i live in jersey. i see them daily. but you are just posting pics of random people and making fun... and you are not even funny..

anyway... guy on the right you called "Steroid guido" is my BJJ instructor at my academy, and not only is he not on steroids-- he will beat your fucking ass. try to watch who you poke fun of, you punk. do some shit like that in real life man.. bet you aint got the heart.

Guido alert. I hit a nerve.

Learn to laugh. I don't care if any of these guys could kick my ass or even Fedor's. When you go out in public with your hair like that, expect to get ripped on. The guy is a BJJ instructor. Cool. Anyone who trains BJJ is definitely respected, but that sure as fuck doesn't mean I have to respect their hair.

As for not being funny, I think the positive feedback I have gotten is much more than your one negative, so fuck off. Here's a tissue.