The guido pic thread.. with new swedish guido pics - Page 15

sodapopinski · 01-30-2008, 04:32 AM

Dracula Guido does not like to share his maidens:

Whoever this cameraman is, he has a monster gay crush on Andre the Wolverine Guido. Thank God he hasn't uploaded his "other" pics of his favorite subject...

HOLY SHIT. We KNOW who's going to be on top tonight!

"Hurry up, dude, take the picture before this bitch leaves and I look like I can't score"

Three things:
1. That's the longest damn banana ring finger I've ever seen.
2. Dracula Guido
3. This girl is definitely the club slut. She's in every album as well.
4. (bonus) When you are nothing more in life than the club slut of a Guido joint, you really, really need to sit down and reevaluate where you went wrong.

As the Guido club slut tries her best to attract Dracula Guido's sex drive, she fails miserably. Yeah, someone with photoshop skills should make this into a "FAIL" picture.

sodapopinski · 01-30-2008, 04:48 AM

As the night draws toward its conclusion, Dracula Guido stares toward the Northern Star with thoughts bent on BLOOD

Walkin' Tall Machine Gun Man
They Spit On Me In My Homeland
Gloria Sent Me Pictures
Of My Boy
Got My Pills 'Gainst
Mosquito Death
My Buddy's Breathin'
His Dyin' Breath
Oh God Please Won't You Help
Me Make It Through

yeah They Come To Snuff The Rooster
Yeah Here Come The Rooster
You Know He Ain't Gonna Die

FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKING JUDE LAW GUIDO WANNABE. FUCK YOU. You make Pro-Life supporters reconsider their stance.

That's the end of this photo album, and that's all the Guidos I can stand for one night. Too many Guidos can have permanent damage on one's cognitive processing and one's soul.

For those who want to know, yes, there are plenty of more photo albums if you wish for me to continue belittling these dipshits.

Eggs of Satan** · 01-30-2008, 07:31 AM

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Originally Posted by sodapopinski

"Mr. Over The Top" Guido realizes that this is the first time he's had something long and hard in his hand that wasn't a dick:

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LOL dude your killing me well done

Sebastiaan Tauran · 01-30-2008, 07:33 AM

Jesus Holy fucking Christ Almighty.

Eggs of Satan** · 01-30-2008, 07:37 AM

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Originally Posted by sodapopinski

I know... I actually have a friend who is from Jersey (who is not a Guido and actually hates them), but he has Guido friends. Maybe I will see if he can spread the word. I want these idiots to take a long hard look at the way everyone outside of Jersey sees them.

Since we just started ripping on them, I'm not sure if they know it or not. Maybe we should buy an ad in Newark's newspaper with a link to the URL of this thread.

More pictures and captions coming shortly...

it does'nt matter what we do as long as they keep getting laid they are gonna think their hot shit

Eggs of Satan** · 01-30-2008, 07:48 AM

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Originally Posted by sodapopinski

As the night draws toward its conclusion, Dracula Guido stares toward the Northern Star with thoughts bent on BLOOD

For those who want to know, yes, there are plenty of more photo albums if you wish for me to continue belittling these dipshits.

Are you sure some it wasn't some guy taking ihs clothes of htat got his attention?

yes keep going!

Mickeyd9 · 01-30-2008, 12:02 PM

I have fucking killed myself laughing at this thread.
Soda, you are the balls.
I love Andre the Wolverine Guido.
He is now my idol.

HEEL-HOOKA · 01-30-2008, 12:36 PM

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Originally Posted by RankFeral

MASTERPIECE

HEEL-HOOKA · 01-30-2008, 12:45 PM

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Originally Posted by alexander4287

OH BING! IT'S LIKE LARRY WITH TWO MOES!

Roy_Munson · 01-30-2008, 01:19 PM

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Originally Posted by heemid

I like the color change

Hey guido on the bottom in the silver shirt...yeah you ....dont look at me like that..get back in the "me and mah boyz up in jersey " thread....i know the thread is locked but you cant jump to this one. didnt think id notice huh ??? haha i love these threads.