The guido pic thread.. with new swedish guido pics

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Originally Posted by Hauptstoss

Oh my God, this thread is epic....sodapopinski just made this thread

Do you think these Guidos know they are being trashed on the internet?...I really really really hope so

I know... I actually have a friend who is from Jersey (who is not a Guido and actually hates them), but he has Guido friends. Maybe I will see if he can spread the word. I want these idiots to take a long hard look at the way everyone outside of Jersey sees them.

Since we just started ripping on them, I'm not sure if they know it or not. Maybe we should buy an ad in Newark's newspaper with a link to the URL of this thread.

More pictures and captions coming shortly...

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OK so this isn't exactly a Guido, but the douche on the left looks like a cross between Tommy Lee and Larry the Cable Guy:


Please, someone beat the hell out of this guy.


Look at the bottom right! It's Dracula Guido!!! You know what is sad? I've clicked on these club pics for six different nights, and Dracula has been in every set, looking for victims. Get a fucking life, Dracula Guido.


What's more sickening to the soul - these Guidos stripping, or the Guido's hair in the bottom of the picture?


I think I know why Guidos in New Jersey are gay...


Wait - a fat Sweedo in New Jersey?

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ATTENTION: If you are going to squeeze in the fat around your stomach, wear the material on the INSIDE of your shirt!


MUWAHAHAHAHAHA. By the way, we now have living proof that Dracula Guido is gay- in the previous images, he is seen at the bottom right of the picture with his camera out. Yeah, there were MALE strippers on that stage. So take the pictures of him with hot chicks with a grain of salt... after all, most gay men are pretty popular with the chicks.



Mr. Over The Top, Jude-Law Wannabe Guido makes another appearance. The more I see the same Guidos in these pics, the more I believe that these pictures are taken from an exclusive gay Guido bar.


Mr. Over The Top Jude Law Guido hangs out with one of Dracula Guido's minions.


No straight man who goes to clubs every single night gets this many women to pose in a picture with him. Just more proof of Dracula Guido's homosexuality. Notice the girl on the left entering rigor mortis:

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I guess the hot New Jersey chicks aren't into the Rooster hairstyle:


Good God. Is this the only Zoolander pose that Caveman Guido knows how to execute?


Although the guy on the right is pretty ugly, he should always remember that his problems are physical, not mental... and mental problems (like the Guido possesses) are harder to overcome:


There must be some full frontal male nudity on stage, because something caused Dracula Guido to whip out his camera:


Dude, when your face is this flabby and ugly, grow out ALL of your beard.


Is this the first black lesbian Guido to go public? We report, you decide.

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Somewhere in the crowd, Dracula Guido is masturbating:


If I end up marrying someone who has done this to a Guido, I will consider it grounds for an immediate divorce:


Is that Dracula Guido taking a picture of the guy on stage?


Is it? Is this more proof that Dracula Guido is gay? After all, he IS at this club during a male hardbody contest. I want to believe.




Before this picture could be taken, one of Dracula Guido's minions disappeared into a puff of smoke:

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WHAT THE FUCKING HELL IS UP WITH EVERYONE IN NEW JERSEY FLIPPING THE FUCKING BIRD, YOU FUCKING DOUCHES:


BIG surprise here... Andre the Wolverine Guido isn't smiling.


I didn't think Jude Law or anyone trying to mimic his look could possibly look any gayer. I stand corrected.


A new Guido!!! This one is called "The Retarded Baldwin Brother Guido," and yes, Gay Jude Law Guido is here, too. Please, someone steal this guy's hair gel so he'll commit suicide.


Collecting blood for his master, one of Dracula Guido's minions takes a sample of the goods.


Gay Jude Law Guido is really, really starting to get on my last nerve.

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A couple of Dracula Guido's minions:


When taking this picture, the photographer slipped on a combination of Guido juice and hair gel, causing Dracula Guido to be photographed from a rather odd angle:


GODDAMNIT Andre the Wolverine Guido, someone needs to make a gif of how you NEVER CHANGE YOUR FUCKING FACIAL EXPRESSION YOU TOOL.


DUDE, hide your goddamn facial flab.


"Uh, yeah, dude, like, uh, if you buy like some steroids, dude, uh, you can totally like look like me, dude."

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"Ain't Found A Way To
Kill Me Yet
Eyes Burn With Stinging
Sweat
Seems Every Path Leads Me To
Nowhere
Wife And Kids And Household Pet
Army Green Was No Safe Bet
The Bullets Scream To Me From Somewhere

yeah They Come To Snuff The Rooster
Yeah Here Come The Rooster
You Know He Ain't Gonna Die"


"Huh, like, dudettes, you gotta totally try this new supplement that's like blowing me out of my mind, huh"


Dracula Guido's Right Hand Guido talks to this guy who isn't quite sure what ethnicity he wants to be:


Sampling another victim for his master:


Right Hand Guido stops biting his maidens long enough to take a picture:


NO MOTHERFUCKING WAY..... is that a Guido Mullet in the background???????????

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Unfortunately, this is as close as the fat girl on the right is ever going to get to getting laid, and how sad is it that the guy for who she's vicariously imagining the destruction of her virginity is a Guido:


Dracula Guido picks up a chick with a tramp stamp larger than her back:


Proof that Guidos reproduce Asexually - Hermaphrodite Guido:


"Huhuh, like, dudettes and dudes, I like told you that my supplements are like giving me like these, uh, what do you call them. Oh yeah, dude, muscles. Huhuh."


"Bitch, don't you go too far down. That's for my man!"


Imagine a world where you could just stand around looking like Andre the Wolverine Guido and get PAID for it:

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Lol . Mostly in the States ***s like this can be made).Someone should send them over to Iraq to fight for "freedom".At least when they get blown off,it wont be a big loss )