Andre the Wolverine Guido rates high on the "hostility" scale. He never smiles or even attempts to change facial expressions.
A different night than above, but one of Dracula Guido's henchmen is on the loose. Notice how all vampiric Guidos tend to dress in black:
This girl could not pry her head lose from the piercing tentacles of a Guido's hairdo...
A Guido tries to look heterosexual, and fails:
REBELLION! Can there be two Dracula Guidos???
The ladies do not seem to be taking a liking to this Dracula Guido. This battle needs to be settled the only way a Guido should ever compete against another Guido, and that's with a game of Russian Roulette: