The guido pic thread.. with new swedish guido pics

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This picture was BEFORE they went back to the apartment:


You know what this woman's fetish is - DRACULA GUIDOS


The balding Dracula Guido sees another man's ass:


Here a Guido shows how he gets his gay lover off:


Hey, look! Pedophile Guido! Usually the butthole of a Guido's chin is directly under his mouth, not on his right jawbone.


Most Guidos won't show you which arm they use for jerking each other off, but this Guido wasn't shy...

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This guy doesn't know if he wants to be a Guido or an Italian Gangster:


This Guido yelled out to his friend "HURRY UP AND TAKE THE FUCKING PICTURE WHILE THIS GIRL IS HERE!" Needless to say, the girl kept walking right on by the Guido, as did every girl that night:


This photo is blurred because the cameraman accidentally bumped into a Guido's spray-on tan:


A Guido without hair gel? Blasphemy! Burn him!


This picture was taken before the circle jerk. Two things: first, I've never seen a Guido's facial fat conform so much to his shoulder as the guy on the left. Second, this picture confirms that when four or more Guidos are in a picture, the biggest douchebag in the bunch will flip off the camera:


The further left you go in this picture, the higher the amount of steroids taken. However, the amount of homosexuality remains constant:

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"Buddy, I'm going to lick your taint all night long"


Pedo Guido getting closer to some action:


Two seconds after this picture was taken, the guy fell asleep while standing:


Balding Dracula Guido is drawn to the sight of blood... even if it is only someone's hair dye:


NO! This is not a meteor about to hit earth! It is much worse... a guido's head.


Balding Dracula Guido's thirst for blood cannot be quenched:

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Right before this picture was taken, the guy on the left was bitten by balding Dracula Guido. He instantly went into rigor mortis. Notice how balding Dracula Guido's gay lover points to the next victim. MUWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA:


Guidos tend to buy the same shirts:


This Guido does a shot of bukkake:


Pedo Guido is about to tear her 12 year old ass into pieces!

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When Andre the Giant has a love child with Wolverine, everyone suffers:


A different night, but balding Dracula Guido is still on the prowl. Once again, another victim goes into rigor mortis:


Balding Dracula Guido rolls all night long with his vampiric lovers:


As one vampiric lover disappears into a cloud of smoke, balding Dracula Guido is not worried - he knows his lover will be there when he gets home:


Balding Dracula Guido tells his minions to look eastward upon the full moon, but one of his lovers decides to be rebellious:


"Yeah... here comes the Rooster... Oh yeah!!!! Yeaaaahh!"

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Here we see three distinct species of Guido: The Jellyface Guido on the left, the Headband Covering Zits Guido in the middle, and the Caveman Guido on the right. The next step in Guido evolution is when Caveman Guidos start spiking their eyebrow hair:


The most beautiful women on the planet are shown in this photo, but a spotlight in the club reflected off of a Guido's spray-on tan and ruined the image:


Glancing over his shoulder, Joe could do nothing but chuckle from seeing Andre the Wolverine:


Everyone is a fan of WWF X-Men:


Caveman Guido, part 2:


Andre the Wolverine finds his date for the night. Hands off, guys:

[Mo786 PK>UK]

omg lol this thread is great!

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WARNING: If you travel to New Jersey and find yourself bitten in the middle of the night, seek immediate help or you may transform into one of balding Dracula Guido's minions.


Right Hand Guido sees blood in her eyes:


Dracula Guido poses for a fan:


When Greaser meets Guido. Notice the Greaser's hair beginning to erect due to the Guido's presence:


Chipmunk Guido:


Chipmunk Guido is an attention whore:

[Half Boston Crab]

the love in this thread lol

[Sohei]

Ahahahahahah!!!

Love Dracula Guido!!!