Every time they take a picture of English Guido, he's always walking perpendicular from the camera.
Hello, reader. I'd like to play a game. For months, you've been coming to this thread, laughing at the misfortune of others. Now it is time to pay. You have 60 seconds to find the douchebag in this picture. If you fail to do so, you will die.
Go.
Eww... he's drinking a urine sample. If he becomes a regular, he'll be called Urine Guido.
Wait, am I on ClubItUp.com or GayFriendFinder.com?
He had been fighting the urge all night. He really wanted to ask his crush out on a date, but couldn't find the courage deep within. What if his male crush didn't use the same hair gel? What if his male crush didn't shave his chest every day? What if his crush didn't wear watches on both wrists and refused to wear thumb rings? Even still, he was conflicted because he thought this guy was super hot. Finally, he decided to ask the guy out on a date, but was nervous as hell of being rejected. Right at that moment, this picture was taken.
Due to a recent court decision, these two moved to Connecticut.
