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This made me laugh. Screw knives or guns, if you want to bash the cr@p out or someone - gotta have the unbreakable umbrella.
I'm giving my granny some roids and letting her loose with one of these on the streets at night...
The only question .... is it waterproof?
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Well, If I get attacked with a knife, I think I'd rather carry one of those in my hand than a knife on my own. The biggest possibility if you fight knife against knife is that just both of you end up killed, and that's not good enough. Of course I'd even rather have a baseball bat or a steel pipe or a freaking broadsword in my hands in that situation, but you don't often carry them around do you..
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If the Umbrella was made of some heavy duty Kevlar with a spear tip we would be in business!
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