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Old 09-20-2007, 12:37 AM   #1 (permalink)

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My Invention

Sorry, I'm going to patent it.

After I made this thing I stuck it in my pocket and forgot about it when I went to the mall. I pulled it out to sign something at the register before I realized what it was. The clerk had no idea.


So, is this a concealed weapon? Would you cops even think to check it if you pulled it out of my pocket or saw it in my car?
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Old 09-20-2007, 01:23 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Sounds like a concealed weapon to me but perhaps you could argue that you just picked it up at the mall and were unaware of the fact it was not a real pen?

Cops probably wouldn't think to check it unless they had a real specific reason, if they have a reason to be extremely cautious then they might notice it.
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Old 09-20-2007, 02:12 AM   #3 (permalink)

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Sounds like a concealed weapon but if they ask and you tell them right away normally they are cool about it.
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Old 09-20-2007, 10:20 AM   #4 (permalink)

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So what's that for then?
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Old 09-20-2007, 11:29 AM   #5 (permalink)

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So what's that for then?
Filing things. Maybe it doubles as a letter opener. But it will become an eardrum poker if someone gets out of line.
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Old 09-21-2007, 04:47 AM   #6 (permalink)

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Filing things. Maybe it doubles as a letter opener. But it will become an eardrum poker if someone gets out of line.
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Old 09-21-2007, 08:56 PM   #7 (permalink)

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neat have a patent yet? it will sell like hotcakes \....... to inmates
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Old 09-22-2007, 12:00 PM   #8 (permalink)

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I just talked to my buddy from lawschool; he's a patent lawyer. The wheels are in motion.

Interestingly, we both think it should be a fully functional writing instrument.
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Who would you sell it to though?

The only people I can imagine using it would be criminals who would just make it themselves...
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Mens did you edit out the picture? what does it look like.
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