The Greatest of All Time, Bow thy heads

Regime · 07-25-2008, 05:07 PM

UFC has always been considered the best MMA organization. We were told that UFC had the best champions, the hottest ring girls, the best commentators, the best fans and the best people running it.

Fedor is a man(or IMO a Cyborg built in an underground Russian facility made soley for the protection of Russia in the future World war 3. Yes, Fedor>>>Nukes) who has never fought in the supposed super bowl of MMA. But these so called great UFC champions have all came for the Emperors head and all of them fell one by one… to the hands of the Last Emperor. They fell like they were nothing but peasants who were lining up to challenge the great king for his throne. None of them could penetrate King Fedor’s impeccable will, his superior intelligence, his flawless skills, and his fearless, emotionless demeanor. He had the attributes of a true king.

Tim Sylvia
Coleman
Randleman
Nog

All former/current UFC HW champions who have came for the Emperors head and have all failed greatly.

The Last Emperor has finally set his sights on the last four champions of the supposed “Super bowl of MMA”. These champions are known as Barnett, Couture, Chuck Liddell and Arvoloski. Will Fedor add their heads to the collection of his UFC champion victim list? Or will the Emperor finally fall to one of these warriors?

We shall find out in the future my friends. But until that day, the great Fedor should be bowed upon, should have his feet kissed, and we should all go home and get our fucking shine boxes to shine his shoes.

Fedor…oh mighty great Fedor…. on behalf of Sherdog, We all thank you, great emperor. Finally the Ali, Tiger, and Jordan of MMA has been manifested. And we are all proud and thankful to have a GOD like you to look up to and to remember until the day we die. Here is the Fedor wagon..

As we are all old men, we will tell our grand kids that we did not live in a time of Achilles, we did not live in a time of Julius Caesar, we did not live in a time of Alexander the great, we did not live in a time of Genghis Khan. But the time we lived in….was the time of FEDOR.

Edit: I also would like to pay my respects to the Spider. He is the closest being on this earth to reaching immortality along with Fedor. Fedor is the King, Spider is the prince.

dittohead84 · 07-25-2008, 05:14 PM

I could take him.

Gina's boy toy · 07-25-2008, 05:20 PM

ha ha Dana is driving the wagon.

hiostaja · 07-25-2008, 05:52 PM

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As we are all old men, we will tell our grand kids that we did not live in a time of Achilles, we did not live in a time of Julius Caesar, we did not live in a time of Alexander the great, we did not live in a time of Genghis Khan. But the time we lived in….was the time of FEDOR.

Well said my friend.

Veprman · 07-25-2008, 07:41 PM

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As we are all old men, we will tell our grand kids that we did not live in a time of Achilles, we did not live in a time of Julius Caesar, we did not live in a time of Alexander the great, we did not live in a time of Genghis Khan. But the time we lived in….was the time of FEDOR.

Well said my friend.

Like the poster above said. He has or is reaching mythical status. Will he be talked about thoasands of years from now as the Hercules or Achilles or Dioxippus(he was accually real.) of the 20th century? Will people debate whether such a man could really exist? If all video evidense is lost for what ever reason?

darthdad · 07-25-2008, 07:53 PM

Nice.

tinobar · 07-25-2008, 08:08 PM

yes you are right RINGS champs equal > the only one that gave fedor trouble was other RING champions

Quake · 07-25-2008, 08:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Veprman

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As we are all old men, we will tell our grand kids that we did not live in a time of Achilles, we did not live in a time of Julius Caesar, we did not live in a time of Alexander the great, we did not live in a time of Genghis Khan. But the time we lived in….was the time of FEDOR.

Well said my friend.

Like the poster above said. He has or is reaching mythical status. Will he be talked about thoasands of years from now as the Hercules or Achilles or Dioxippus(he was accually real.) of the 20th century? Will people debate whether such a man could really exist? If all video evidense is lost for what ever reason?

If he wins out the rest of his career and keeps fighting in the States he will be recognized as one of the greatest athletes of our time.