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According to legend Don Frye, the Hawtness Takayama and Chuck Norris were once a single being. This being knew that he had to sacrifice himself in order for there to be a universe. So he blew himself up, some of you may know this as the big bang.
But upon being destroyed, this all powerful being divided his powers to three people, Don Frye, Takayama and Chuck Norris. To each he awarded them three things, to Takayama he granted him Golden Locks of hair instantly making him the Hawtest living object in the universe. To Chuck Norris he granted him the ever powerful cowboy booths, giving him the amazing ability to kick ass and roundhouse kick anything into oblivion. And lastly to Don Frye he passed the ever powerful Mustache of manlyness.
Prophecy states that should these three men ever come together at the same place at the same time, life as we know it will cease to exist.
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