[Deep__Thought]

I saw Don Frye once, true story:

He had an argument with Chuck Norris one day. Chuck inclined that his full-grown beard was somehow superior to Don's mustache. Don taught him to realize when size does matter and when it does not. He did that by kicking Chuck's ass so hard that Chuck went flying without his clothes and his beard.
Cecil Peoples scored the ass-kicking 10-8 Norris. It is a mystery to this day how Peoples is still alive and scoring fights.
Many suspect that Don has a Greater Plan and wants to teach us something important.

[DIRTY SKOAD]

don frye>chuck norris

[dactyif]

Originally Posted by bonnarfight

I don't understand why Don has that stache. I mean, what purpose does it serve? Does it keep dust from flying into his nose? I don't think sooo. Why doesn't he just shave his entire face except keep a strip of hair on his right cheek. That would make as much sense.

for one, it adds symmetry...


and uh...

the stance doesnt move..

it's his anti drug

it's his anchor on sanity

his cure for aids

and the answer for world poverty.

[sienk-jitsu]

Originally Posted by bonnarfight

I don't understand why Don has that stache. I mean, what purpose does it serve? Does it keep dust from flying into his nose? I don't think sooo. Why doesn't he just shave his entire face except keep a strip of hair on his right cheek. That would make as much sense.

The purpose of Don Frye's mustache is to look totally fucking bully. Success.

[Ryukyukennels]

the shirt said terroists suck

[JMart]

Don Frye does not give out Christmas presents.

If you wake up on Christmas morning, that is his present to you.

[FIMN]

Originally Posted by Deep__Thought

I saw Don Frye once, true story:

He had an argument with Chuck Norris one day. Chuck inclined that his full-grown beard was somehow superior to Don's mustache. Don taught him to realize when size does matter and when it does not. He did that by kicking Chuck's ass so hard that Chuck went flying without his clothes and his beard.
Cecil Peoples scored the ass-kicking 10-8 Norris. It is a mystery to this day how Peoples is still alive and scoring fights.
Many suspect that Don has a Greater Plan and wants to teach us something important.

Damn that's good.

[Frank Butcher]

Originally Posted by JMart

Don Frye's moustache was obtained when he and the late Freddie Mercury had a marathon game of tiddly winks, where the winner would have the honor of absorbing Mercury's moustache and all its powers.

After an agonizing four straight days with the eyes of the world watching, Don Frye did the American thing and yelled "Fuck this shit!" and sucker punched Freddie Mercury in his junk, causing him to keel over and pass out. Frye stole the moustache and the rest is history.

Why does Don's tache tickle yer balls when he is down on you.

[Deep__Thought]

Originally Posted by baba2008

There is a little known fact about Frye's mustache that I am going to risk exposing (at my own personal safety). If I am never heard from again, Sherdoggers, please, tell the world my story.

We all know that in 1924, a young inventor built an indestructible car engine - it is rumored that Henry Ford 'took care' of this man. In 1941, a clean, safe and cheap alternative to oil was discovered. Never heard of it? Thank the oil companies. A berry of a plant in the Amazon (note: berry must be picked between 1:00AM and 3:45AM) is known to treat and cure all lung diseases (emphysema, asthma, tuberculosis, etc.) The clear-cutting of the Amazon by companies owned and controlled by Big Tobacco has taken care of this 'problem'. The list goes on.

There is a rumor that Propecia is extracted from the Don's mustache. Among curing baldness, it is rumored that another extract from Don Frye's mustache also cures cancer. Never heard that before? It is just one more cure for cancer that the cancer treatment/pharmaceutical establishment (who's goal is not to cure you, but treat you for as long as possible) is keeping from us.

I've said too much, I have to go now. I think I hear someone at the door .....

Wait a second here, you're seriously telling us that Don would allow some criminal organization (or any association of criminal organizations, that is) to extract that kind of ambrosia from his mustache and then keep it from mankind?
No way, I call shenanigans.
The truth is, everybody knows that the extract of Don's mustache has all kinds of healing power. Cancer, AIDS, Ebola - you name it.
But Don wouldn't allow a crook to get near it. All villains who tried died a most horrible death and rightfully so.
Alas, all the good men who tried to get the extract died as well. They couldn't handle being in the close proximity of the essence of total awesomeness. Their brains melted and their hearts exploded.
Actually, that's another fun fact about Don: When God realized that nobody would fear him, Don felt sorry for him and lent him his voice for special announcements.
Hence, nobody can withstand God's voice either.

[Babaganoosh]

Originally Posted by don_stevo

I'm pretty sure it said "terrorists suck" and he wore it right before he got his eyes gouged out by Gilbert Yvel

That's right. Gilbert got DQ'ed for grabbing the ropes. Don’s eyes looked bad and there was no arguing the gouge.