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The sword Excalibur is said to be lodged in Don Frye's mustache. This is precisely why there is no current King of England, as no one has the balls to pull it out. The sword was lodged there during an attempt to actually shave his mustache, which failed miserably. This was done on August 6, 1945, and resulted in the devastation in Hiroshima. The US army took the blame instead of Don Frye out of fear
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"Arona needs to put down the violin and get a hold of his little sack. What he should be worried about is when he's in front of me and I spank him like a child." - Wanderlei Silva
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