Fun fact about Don Frye - Page 104

baba2008 · 06-19-2008, 04:23 PM

Don Frye once tried to donate to a sperm bank. The sperm bank declined - they didn't have the staff necessary to deal with all the women who would have lined up.

bruiserbeezy · 06-19-2008, 06:37 PM

Don Frye's last drug test by the NSAC revealed the following elements: Red White and Blue.

bruiserbeezy · 06-19-2008, 06:42 PM

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Originally Posted by baba2008

Don Frye once tried to donate to a sperm bank. The sperm bank declined - they didn't have the staff necessary to deal with all the women who would have lined up.

plus no ordinary women can handle Don Frye's sperm due to the fact they come fully equipped with body armour, kevlar helmets, an AR-33, mustaches, and jump boots.

Oki Love · 06-19-2008, 10:27 PM

holy shit this thread is funny....even though there are some corny ones, there are way too many gems in here for me to not love this shit!

Oki Love · 06-19-2008, 10:29 PM

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Originally Posted by chrisstuffa

Don frye can believe its not butter. . .

lolz

Nightmare SS4 · 06-19-2008, 10:56 PM

Don Frye's mustache is rumored to be in the new National Treasure 3 movie set to come out in 2009.

bruiserbeezy · 06-20-2008, 03:33 AM

Don Frye once double legged somebody so hard that the impact opened up a time portal and on the other side he went crashing into a large Italian building. This is the story of the leaning tower of pisa.

Don Frye is currently suing several large jewelry chains for false advertisement, claiming that his mustache is the hardest mineral on the planet and not diamonds.

Don Frye was asked by a previous wife who was cooking him dinner to get the can opener, so Don being Don went over and snapped the bitches neck. When the police came and asked what happened he said I gave her the can opener just like she asked.

Don Frye is so American that everytime he farts the song "god bless the USA" blares from his chute.