Dynamite USA thoughts

[CorodeApart]

28 total mins of fights.


- DJ Hoppa was a disgrace

- Dennis the Worm was just awful to watch.

- Oooohhhh All 4 One was singing the nation anthem... WHAT?

- Mauro calling the audience a Sea of Humanity. I've seen more ducks in a pond.

- Who the fuck is Joey P, and why did I pay to watch him play a trumpet?

- Oh those gay new age pogo dancers were terrific! Ummm is this MMA?

- From 7pm to 7:25pm not one bit of anything to do with MMA took place

- Poor Mauro had to babystep Bill and Jay through all the commentating. Plus they talked over each other all nite long.

- Rampage is the new Tim Sylvia. He sleeps with the belt (admitted on best damn sports show) and wears it to the compeitions show.

- I was waiting for one of the fighters to trip going down the 100 flight of steps.

- Was that the same cart carrying the fighters to the ring that was used in WM 3?

- Welcome to MMA Johnnie Morton. He is luck he wasn't the first MMA death. Very bad to put someone that green (and from the drug news story, that stupid) in an event like this.

- Mighty Mo vs Warpath was what appeared on the screen before the fight. What is this Pro Wrestling?

- Who was that chick with Nick Cage????

- Funny moment of the night. When they showed Tracy Ullman, Bill goes "Oh my god what is that next to her???" refering to one of the most hideous people yet seen and apparently Tracys friend.

- Mighty Mo vs Mark Hunt anyone?

- Melvin Manhoef needed a pair of pompoms to go along with that skirt he was wearing while doing a 2 min dance on the stairs. Then watching him be a total spaz only to get armbared was great.

- War Don Sik-Yoon

- Why did I watch 10 mins of some retards beating on drums and howling like starving coyotes?

- Lesnar is someone to watch no matter what you think of him

- Can i get my 35 bucks back?

[slickcmrick]

i agree with everything you said, except it was goldberg who made that funny ass comment about the person next to tracy ullman.

i also want to say, saku was a disappointment and i lost respect for him

[Magooglie]

What were the attendance numbers?

[snowmanflowza]

I was there and this was a great event. K-1 gave away tshirts and thunder sticks for free. I have been to 5 ufc's anf both american prides, and live the k-1 was better. With so many people in the crowd it just seemed really important and huge. The fights were not as good as they could have been, but for a fan of mma in attendance, i could not asked for any more, espcially for ten dollars. i got to meet josh barnett, rampage, crazy horse, and sokojou. This was great, stop hating and love all mma, not just ufc!

[Loiseau101]

Worst production ever it was like a cheesy ripoff of pride. Johnny Morton some advice, stick to football. That DJ was a disgrace he pronounced Royce Gracie's name with an R.

And why the phuck make them walk down 100 fites of stairs just to ride on a gocart to the ring?

[kanchute]

It was the jerk Bill Goldberg who said"who is that with Ullman".The only reason I mention it is Jay's too classy to say something rude like that and it was indeed Goldberg.I enjoyed the show after the Warpath fight.The drums,dancing,pogo-sticks etc. just make more of a spectacle of it which the Japanese seem to put on.Other than Goldberg and some poor audio at times I enjoyed it.

[PILLSNIFFER]

It looked like a spoof of Pride on SNL

[Loiseau101]

Originally Posted by PILLSNIFFER

It looked like a spoof of Pride on SNL

Agreed...

HAHA BTW just watched Morton get KOed on the free replay on DTV, even funnier the second time.

[OcelotlX]

haha congrats to the TS for making on of the best "list" threads ive seen on this site.

[TFK]

What a disgrace letting Morton lay there unconcious with the mouthpiece in for a good 2 minutes. Get the mouthpiece out and get some oxygen on him. He was out cold, you need to act fast and take all precautions.

Otherwise, entertaining show.

TFK