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A Celebration of Fedor's Victims
Worst Ass Beating:
3. Gary Goodridge
2. Tsuyoshi Kohsaka
1. Heath Herring
'Dandelion In The Wind' Award:
3. Tim Sylvia - 36 seconds
2. Zuluhino - 26 seconds
1. Hiroya Takada - 17 seconds
'I Lost Big to Fedor' Award:
3. Semmy Schilt - 6'11", 256lb
2. Hong Man Choi - 7'2", 352lb
1. Zuluhino - 6'7", 400+lb (varies widely - relative to feedings)
Most Valiant Loss (AKA: Didn't Look Like a Complete Ass Fighting Fedor Award):
3. Mirko 'Crocop' Filipovic (UD)
2. Renato 'Babalu' Sobral (UD)
1. Ricardo Arona (UD)
'I Almost Subbed Fedor' Award:
3. Renato 'Babalu' Sobral (kneebar & heel hook attempts)
2. Ricardo Arona (rear naked choke attempt) * edited
1. Mark Hunt (keylock attempt)
'I Almost Hurt Fedor' Award:
3. Tsuyoshi Kohsaka (cut) *edited
2. Kevin Randleman (most insane slam ever)
1. Kazuyuki Fujita (hook that actually wobbled Fedor)
'I Fought Fedor Twice and All I Got Was This Lousy Ass-Beating' Award:
Honorable Mention - Tsuyoshi Kohsaka
2. Antonio Rodrigo Noguira
1. Mark Coleman
'I Went The Distance With Fedor - TWICE' Award:
Antonio Rodrigo Noguira
'My Forehead is Tougher Than Fedor's' Award:
Antonio Rodrigo Noguira
'Most Blatant Fedor-Evasion From a Top 10 Heavyweight' Award:
"Fedor and I are friends." - by Josh Barnett
'Lucky Son-of-a-Bitch Wasn't So Lucky the Second Time' Award:
Tsuyoshi Kohsaka
*Edited, with fine contributions from VERBAL-FEDOR:
'Sorry I Pissed Fedor Off' Award:
Naoya Ogawa
'Still Bitter Fedor Beat Me' Award:
Matt Lindland
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"Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great." ~ Mark Twain
Last edited by spacinjangler; 01-13-2009 at 10:09 PM.
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