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Originally Posted by Crimsonsabbath
You May Be a Taliban, If ...
1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer.
2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.
3. You have more wives than teeth.
4. You wipe your butt with your bare left hand, but consider bacon 'unclean.'
5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.
6. You can't think of anyone you HAVEN'T declared Jihad against.
7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.
8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.
9. You've often uttered the phrase, 'I love what you've done with your cave.'
10. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least one.
11. You bathe at least monthly whether necessary or not.
12. You've ever had a crush on your neighbor's goat.
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You might be a white american hick if you :
1. call all brown folk "sand n*****"
2. occasionally like to fuck your sister
3. smell like dogs when wet
4. occasionally fall out of a turnip truck and feel like topping yourself if you run out of moonshine
5. wrap yourself in the southern flag
6. call tell the difference between a random sikh and osama bin laden.
7. hate blacks but love rap music
8. secretly fwapp to children
9. believes iq measures intelligence, rather than measures ones ability to take the test.
10 Blames every race for the actions of a few between when that rationale is returned claim "they have a chip on their shoulder"
