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Old 03-15-2006, 06:54 PM   #1 (permalink)

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Trivial Thing that Really Pi$$es me off!

WHy the fuck do coffee drinkers(most all i've ever come across) think that
A) they can make huge shitty messes when making their coffee and NOT CLEAN IT UP, and
B) they can make something so fucking hot that they need to loudly slurp and smack their lips just to consume it, and
C) not all the time but many times feel the need to either ask you where your coffee is, or comment repeatedly about how great their coffee is and finally,
D) don't forget the mock HORROR when told that no, you don't like coffee, OR the GODDAMN SMELL!!!!!!

I'd a thousand times rather hang around with smokers than coffee drinkers!!

Imagine any other drink group being treated this way. Take soda/pop for instance.

Imagine if the majority of of soda drinker took their soda can and sloshed their fluid all over the table, loudly slurped their fluid, demanded to know where YOUR soda/pop was, and or yacked incessantly about how GREAT their coke/pepsi was. Oh and then don't forget the mock HORROR when told that no you don't like to drink coke or /pepsi.
This behavior would be recognized as brutish and rude and not tolerated if done by any other "liquid" drinkers.
For some reason though coffee drinkers and their behavior is accepted.
I for one let it be known from the get-go to subordinate coffee drinkers that they will be held to the same standard of decentcy as the rest of the world. Intially they think I'm a dick, Im sure, but after that there is hardly ever a problem.


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Old 03-15-2006, 06:56 PM   #2 (permalink)
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A) Is so true, there is always shit all over the counter in the break room. I know they have janitors, but they aren't maids.
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Old 03-15-2006, 06:57 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Bahaha, I just got back from buying more coffee!

I'm going to light up a stoggie after I brew a pot!

Nice rant. I hate coffee shop types that wax poetic about the shit.
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Old 03-15-2006, 06:58 PM   #4 (permalink)

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this sounds like OT material.
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Old 03-15-2006, 06:59 PM   #5 (permalink)
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this sounds like OT material.
Bush's free trade coffee is teh slavery!!!!!1111111111
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good rant cujo, and I agree. Thank god I have a private office with my own fridge because I dont even like to go into the company kitchen. I have also completely given up coffee.
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Old 03-15-2006, 07:02 PM   #7 (permalink)
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I hate people in line at starbucks that take 15 minutes to figure out their ghey order. usually they will be the idiots who have been in line 4-eva, and they still haven't figured it when its their turn.

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I hate people in line at starbucks that take 15 minutes to figure out their ghey order. usually they will be the idiots who have been in line 4-eva, and they still haven't figured it when its their turn.

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Starbucks = walmart of coffee, in business model and quality.
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Starbucks = teh downfall of civilization. Fuck Seattle!! cool place and all,
but has commited the unforgivable sin-representing teh coffee capital of USA.

hmmm im suprised so many people agree with me. I thought it would be me against teh evil capitalist coffee connoisseur ***s.
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DIE!!!! (drown in a puddle of coffee)
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