[ShaolinSubzz]

How hot is it in Hell ?
(Maybe a true story...???)

A thermodynamics professor had written a take home exam for his graduate
students. It had one question:

"Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)? Support your answer with a proof."

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools off when it expands and heats up when it is compressed) or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following:

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So, we need to know the rate that souls are moving into Hell and the rate they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today.

Some of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there are more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all people and all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially.

Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand as souls are added.

This gives two possibilities.

#1 If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.

#2 Of course, if Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

So which is it? If we accept the postulate given to me by Ms. Therese Banyan during my Freshman year, "That it will be a cold night in Hell before I sleep with you," and take into account the fact that I still have not succeeded in having sexual relations with her, then #2 cannot be true, and so Hell is exothermic.

The student got the only A.

http://www.atheistalliance.org/aaw/hotashell.htm

So WR and OT exponents, how hot is Hell?

[MicroFhoneFiend]

There is no such thing as Hell. It's a rhetorical question.

[Jimmy Key v.1.4]

get this shit out of here.

[ShaolinSubzz]

But what of the lost souls??

[scientismo]

shaolin subz owes me 10 seconds of my life back.

[Pepsi]

Originally Posted by MicroFhoneFiend

There is no such thing as Hell. It's a rhetorical question.

thread closed

[RukshawM4st3r]

Originally Posted by scientismo

shaolin subz owes me 10 seconds of my life back.

Your life was worthless since the beginning. He doesn't owe you shit.

[ShaolinSubzz]

Originally Posted by Jimmy Key v.1.4

get this shit out of here.

ahhhh you take it in the ass?

[ShaolinSubzz]

Originally Posted by Pepsi

thread closed

MicFiend is an ass and he missed the point of the post/thread/life.

[RukshawM4st3r]

His response was classic. Infact I've seen it before in highshool. I think one of my physics or chemestry teachers showed us it.