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Okay, because no one else had the balls to say it, I will.
THE ZIONISTS FINALLY GOT TO HIM!
I can just see it now, Ezra sitting in his parents basement, (I just assume all Sherdoggers live in their parents basement until they state otherwise) scouring the internet for something to start a thread with. He comes across an article on the website Jooh8er.org that might do. He bookmarks it while twirling his cheezy 70's porno 'stache (I don't know why, but this is how I picture him, and it's my post dammit).
In the background the movie "Munich" is playing on the TV (of course it's on a continuous loop of the scene where the PLO guys storm the dorms and kill the Israeli athletes). Suddenly the door is broken down, and in storm a group of men all wearing Golda Mair masks! Ezra now realizes that the Zionists have found him! Ezra now realizes this is the end! As his last defiant act he frantically posts the story on Sherdog that he had bookmarked. As they drag him away Ezra holds his clenched fist high in the air yelling "Long live Palestine! Down with Israel!"
He then poops himself and cries that he'll convert to Judaism, move to Tel Aviv, and start an anti-Palestinian website if only they'll let him live.
Ezra was first, but who's next? The Zionist conspiracy reaches far and wide, so never think you're safe. They may be watching you right now (cue creepy music).
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Never off the Mir bandwagon.
GSP IS the most talented fighter P4P.
BJ Penn would beat Gomi again.
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