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Old 06-27-2006, 06:34 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Party with war room people

If I hosted a party at my house with all the people in the war room, I would be a generous host. Depth would be the bouncer, making sure any non-Christian whites get turned down violently at the door.

Happeh would be in the corner incoherently babbling to himself about how my house should look like a pyramid.

Alon, Mr. Totality and Thaiboxer 18would be chatting with me about the Israeli occupation while I forced them to watch the documentary called “Death in Gaza” on my patio.

Punkmother and Typonenko would be hiding behind Alon and Mr. Totality trying to convince them that they should crash my party because I and Butcher 103 are Muslims.

Brat would be sodomizing Das Uberdog behind the bushes.

GermanBJJ and zepfan would be in charge of flipping the burgers on the BBQ, while they listen to shidokanartist who is trying to pick a fight with anyone he sees.

Wellrounded, MMA Hermit, Rotund Grappler and the fellow Canadians would be telling everyone to shut up because they hocky game was on. Then the Americans would pick a fight with them because they were ‘inferior”. Kippy Winstead would drop is crack pipe and would throw the fist punch that missed, then the mods would come and poop on the party. Even Depth with all his martial arts and Rambo training wouldn’t be able to keep the mods out. End of fun party.
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Old 06-27-2006, 06:39 PM   #5 (permalink)
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i don't smoke crack anymore damn it... well... only when i'm trying to make political predictions... cause my crack pipe can tell the future... its a rockin crack pipe...
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You're assuming that anyone would show up to your party, which I doubt.
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i don't smoke crack anymore damn it... well... only when i'm trying to make political predictions... cause my crack pipe can tell the future... its a rockin crack pipe...
cool! you could punch them with the rockin pipe! That would hurt.
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you are so desperate for a company.


in the end of the party all muslim will get drunk, fuck hookers
and after they try anal sex they will all convert to atheism. some of them will become
pimps on the streets, who pimp muslim chicks. fucking a muslim
chick in the ass while she is in ninja clothing reading qoran, eating pork
is so sexy. get some muslim chicks to the party then I might consider it.
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You're assuming that anyone would show up to your party, which I doubt.
Tons of japanese chicks and free beer supplied by my martial arts school. I dont drink, but you could.
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in the end of the party all muslim will get drunk, fuck hookers
and after they try anal sex they will all convert to atheism. some of them will become
pimps on the streets, who pimp muslim chicks. fucking a muslim
chick in the ass while she is in ninja clothing reading qoran, eating pork
is so sexy. get some muslim chicks to the party then I might consider it.
no muslim chicks, only hot japanese chicks. They could put you in an arm bar.
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