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04-18-2008, 06:27 PM
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Oh God, I was wrong!! Global Warming is real and we're doomed!!!
You know I've been critical of Al Gore and the Global Warming sheep for a long time now, you know, with all the science coming out in the last year that says GW is not a threat and we don't cause it anyway.
BUT, I must admit, the grass eaters were right. Global Warming is real. It is real, and we are all doomed. Why do I now repent for my previous stand on Global Warming you ask?
Well, where I live, over the past 5 weeks the weather has gotten warmer at an alarming rate. 5 weeks ago temps were in the 60/40 hi/lo range. Now it is in the 80/60 range, and appears to be climbing.
OH....MY....GOD....that is a 20 degree spike in temps in only 5 weeks. We're all dead. The world is melting. Someone force all gas stations to shut down immediately. No more gas, no more heating or air, no more cooking or farting, Jesus H Christ, how will we survive.
Some guy told me I was being paranoid and that it's this thing called "Spring time" and that the temperature rise is just a naturally occuring climate change that has occured for the entire history of planet Earth.....but I don't buy it! WE ARE DOOMED!!!
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04-18-2008, 06:29 PM
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Around here we are thinking more of earth quakes than climate change.
That is funny by the way. 
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04-18-2008, 06:30 PM
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Around here we are thinking more of earth quakes than climate change.
That is funny by the way. 
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Ya that woke me up shaking my bed. North east St.louis
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04-18-2008, 06:34 PM
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This thread is kind of lame.
Global Warming is obviously real btw, its just not as bad and not as much man's fault as people would like you to beleive.
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04-18-2008, 06:39 PM
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are you saying humans don't pollute the world and that the environment, nature, eco-systems and climate is pristine and unchanging and that resources will forever be plentiful for all christian children around the world? is that what your satirical attempt was trying to say?
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04-18-2008, 06:47 PM
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You WILL FEAR the coming of the global warming (oh thats right its already here). Of course when earth warmed and cooled over the millenia, its those damn corporations fault then too! It couldn't be just a part of the natural warming and cooling process which has taken place over millions of years it has to be as Algore said. Even Ted Turner says we're gonna turn into a bunch of cannibals because of the global warming - so it must be true!
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04-18-2008, 07:01 PM
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Originally Posted by bulldogs85
You know I've been critical of Al Gore and the Global Warming sheep for a long time now, you know, with all the science coming out in the last year that says GW is not a threat and we don't cause it anyway.
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You're very ignorant to think that Al Gore somehow have an instrumental part in AGW research or that there hasn't been any contrary hypothesis until recently.
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04-18-2008, 07:02 PM
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Originally Posted by NoFreeSpeech
You're very ignorant to think that Al Gore somehow have an instrumental part in AGW research or that there hasn't been any contrary hypothesis until recently.
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He might not have a big role in research but he sure is hell is making some bank off of the carbon credits.
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04-18-2008, 07:03 PM
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