Mexico offers satnav to illegals crossing into the US - Page 2

**Lubaolong** · 01-02-2007, 09:40 PM

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Originally Posted by piedra

Why picking me in Arizona, when we can cross together illegally just imagine crossing in your KKK suit and me in a Pancho Villa outfit! About the restaurant you're offering me a lot of money plus a pent-house but I would prefer to live in your swastika condominium than share my life with 20 guys including me.

piedra, I'm seriously interested in how much you are paid in Mexico. It's not a shot to make fun of you or anything; I'm just genuinely curious.

EDBM · 01-02-2007, 09:41 PM

Honestly, I don't know where Mexico gets off being all compassionate and practical. Can't we just let all these hungry hardworking wetbacks die in the desert like conservatives demanded and the good lord intended?

wellrounded · 01-02-2007, 09:41 PM

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Originally Posted by piedra

Why picking me in Arizona, when we can cross together illegally just imagine crossing in your KKK suit and me in a Pancho Villa outfit! About the restaurant you're offering me a lot of money plus a pent-house but I would prefer to live in your swastika condominium than share my life with 20 guys including me.

I don't know if that is a good idea. I heard pancrasist lurks in the attic in a leather fetish suit.

Cmart · 01-02-2007, 09:42 PM

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Originally Posted by piedra

Be a man and use a bow and an arrow when I cross.

I will stand with my toes on the border, and we will wrestle. If you can submit me, you may enter the country and marry my sister. If not, you must apologize and return home, never to attempt this again.

t-dizzle · 01-02-2007, 09:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Depth

Whatever you please.

I only have one bed in the place, so remember no funny stuff, until we get to know each other.

How good are you with a weedwacker anyway? I hate overgrown grass on the side of the house and I don't have time to tend to it myself.

whoa.....this is just going places that it just plain shouldn't....

piedra · 01-02-2007, 09:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Lubaolong

piedra, I'm seriously interested in how much you are paid in Mexico. It's not a shot to make fun of you or anything; I'm just genuinely curious.

The equivalent of 2500 dollars.

**Lubaolong** · 01-02-2007, 09:43 PM

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Originally Posted by piedra

The equivalent of 2500 dollars.

$2500 USD? How often?

piedra · 01-02-2007, 09:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Cmart

I will stand with my toes on the border, and we will wrestle. If you can submit me, you may enter the country and marry my sister. If not, you must apologize and return home, never to attempt this again.

I accept but since you offer me to marry your sister, I will make my best effort to obtain the green card be prepared.

piedra · 01-02-2007, 09:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Lubaolong

$2500 USD? How often?

A month.

piedra · 01-02-2007, 09:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Depth

Whatever you please.

I only have one bed in the place, so remember no funny stuff, until we get to know each other.

How good are you with a weedwacker anyway? I hate overgrown grass on the side of the house and I don't have time to tend to it myself.

I prefer the swastika condominium, no prob about one bed we could grapple with legit rules and establish a good relation. My only condition would be no crucifix in the bedroom the Hitler painting can stay but Jesus is out of question.

About weed Depth in from México come on I'm an expert, we could make a lot of money if my premium seeds grow in the yard.