Since McCain is getting up there in years and will probably die in office, we should get to know his replacement.
HAI GUYZ!!!
Resume
Education:
B.A., Journalism
University of Idaho
Experience:
* Captain of Wasilla High School basketball team
* Wasilla City Council participant
* Anchorage television sports reporter
* Alaska Governor (2 years)
* Commercial fisherwoman
Honors:
* Miss Congeniality, Wasilla beauty pageant (1984)
* Runner-up, Miss Alaska beauty pageant (1984)
Personal:
* Lifetime NRA member
* Enjoys moose hamburgers, ice fishing, and snowmobile rides
* Has been known to smoke marijuana, but does not enjoy it
* Despite discouragement, got pregnant. Named abnormal fetus Trig Paxson Van Palin
* Does not know what the Vice President does