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Old 06-19-2009, 02:55 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Hahaha ... these Russian girls are uber.

Russian “Black Widow” Raped and Released 10 Men | ChattahBox News Blog

(ChattahBox)—The Russian men, who were lured into the web of a beautiful, spider-collecting woman, didn’t mind the sex that ensued, but they just wished they could remember it. Valeria K., 32-years-old, was apprehended by Russian police for drugging the men with clonidine and then raping them for hours on end.
Police began to search for the woman when increasing numbers of dazed men began showing up at hospital emergency rooms, poisoned with clonidine and suffering from severe penis trauma. The men could only recall being invited to a beautiful brunette’s apartment for drinks and that the woman was very “friendly.”
Unfortunately for the men expecting a night of passionate lovemaking, they would never forget, they were poisoned with a drug that knocked them out for 24 hours, and they were unable to remember a thing.
All the poor men had to show for their wild sexual exploits with a beautiful woman, was a sore penis, resulting from the insatiable Ms. Valeria K. harnessing it with a rope to keep it erect throughout the evening.
Valeria K. had already secured the nickname of “Black Widow” for herself from friends and neighbors, due to her unusual fascination with the eight-legged arachnids.
At least she followed the more humane practice of “catch and release” of her victims, throwing them back into the wild. A true black widow spider kills and then eats the unfortunate male spiders after mating with them, once they have outlived their usefulness.
There are no details describing the lengths to which Valeri K. took her spider obsession. Did she dress all in black like a true Black Widow seductress? Did she literally ensnare her willing victims with a silk web? We may never know for sure.
At least one man declined to file a criminal complaint against Valeria K. for rape, describing his bizarre liaison as “great.” “I like hot women. I only wish she hadn’t use the clonidine on me,” said the disappointed man.

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Old 06-19-2009, 02:58 PM   #2 (permalink)

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“I like hot women. I only wish she hadn’t use the clonidine on me,” said the disappointed man.
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Old 06-19-2009, 04:54 PM   #3 (permalink)

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Old 06-19-2009, 04:57 PM   #4 (permalink)

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that would suck, they can't remember anything? yeah, that definitely sucks
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Old 06-19-2009, 05:03 PM   #5 (permalink)
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mental notes:
"rope around the penis allows for hours of love-making."
"must endure sore penis as a side-effect"
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Old 06-19-2009, 07:22 PM   #6 (permalink)

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Old 06-19-2009, 09:10 PM   #8 (permalink)

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A women drugging a man in order to have hours of sex with him is like a thief breaking into a persons home and planting a hundered thousand dollars in their house.

This woman must have had a rape fetish because she could have easily had consensual sex with 10 times as many men without paying for the clonidine since all these "rape victims" said they intended on going home with her for the sole purpose of having intercourse with her.

I do however agree that she should be punished to the fullest.
Not because she had sex with them, but because she gave them all that sex and did'nt even allow them to be awake to enjoy it.
What a bitch!
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pic'S please.....And yea rape is the in thing now LOL!!!!!
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Old 06-19-2009, 09:18 PM   #10 (permalink)

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Hahaha ... these Russian girls are uber.

Russian “Black Widow” Raped and Released 10 Men | ChattahBox News Blog

(ChattahBox)—The Russian men, who were lured into the web of a beautiful, spider-collecting woman, didn’t mind the sex that ensued, but they just wished they could remember it. Valeria K., 32-years-old, was apprehended by Russian police for drugging the men with clonidine and then raping them for hours on end.
Police began to search for the woman when increasing numbers of dazed men began showing up at hospital emergency rooms, poisoned with clonidine and suffering from severe penis trauma. The men could only recall being invited to a beautiful brunette’s apartment for drinks and that the woman was very “friendly.”
Unfortunately for the men expecting a night of passionate lovemaking, they would never forget, they were poisoned with a drug that knocked them out for 24 hours, and they were unable to remember a thing.
All the poor men had to show for their wild sexual exploits with a beautiful woman, was a sore penis, resulting from the insatiable Ms. Valeria K. harnessing it with a rope to keep it erect throughout the evening.
Valeria K. had already secured the nickname of “Black Widow” for herself from friends and neighbors, due to her unusual fascination with the eight-legged arachnids.
At least she followed the more humane practice of “catch and release” of her victims, throwing them back into the wild. A true black widow spider kills and then eats the unfortunate male spiders after mating with them, once they have outlived their usefulness.
There are no details describing the lengths to which Valeri K. took her spider obsession. Did she dress all in black like a true Black Widow seductress? Did she literally ensnare her willing victims with a silk web? We may never know for sure.
At least one man declined to file a criminal complaint against Valeria K. for rape, describing his bizarre liaison as “great.” “I like hot women. I only wish she hadn’t use the clonidine on me,” said the disappointed man.
I don't need it like that.
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