The California Democratic Party is having a convention in San Diego this weekend

[BeverlyBK]

I'm the night auditor at a San Diego hotel, and we've got a bajillion Dems in town for the convention. All the Presidential candidates are expected to be here and give speeches, so it's a big hullaballoo for the party. A couple of notes:

1. What a bunch of hippies. Do any of you subscribe to the theory that party politics are dominated at the local level by extremists, because normal people are too busy living their lives to get caught up in this shit? It's true. We've basically just got a bunch of porky, single white women in town asking about ethnic restaurants and avoiding the beach (fat & pale, gotta fit in).

2. Most of them are already aware that they aren't going to win the Presidential election. They're having a good time of it. I talked for almost an hour last night with a group of orcas, and asked them outright "When are ya'all going to get a candidate that can win?". Laughing, one of them replied, "What, you don't think the woman, the black guy, the latino, or the ambulance chaser can win?" They then proceeded to do pretty spot-on imitiations of John Edwards fixing his own hair (you all remember that clip).

3. Some of them believe Nancy Pelosi is the Democratic Newt Gingrich. I mean, these hos are up Nancy's ass, she's going to save America. Free health care for all! Don't make any "Nancy's daughter is ugly and her documentaries suck" jokes around the hippy set.

[KingSnake]

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