[BadassHo]

we need a tyrant.

[possessed]

A midget.

An old white midget.

[NoFreeSpeech]

Originally Posted by chardog

why would obama be assassinated and not mccain or clinton?

I've seen it posted in this forum a few times... why is obama more likely to get assassinated?

Because he's a male Democrat. They have a tendency to get shot somehow.

[logos]

Originally Posted by NoFreeSpeech

Because he's a male Democrat. They have a tendency to get shot somehow.

If Dubya made it through two terms its hard to see how anyone else would not.

[mkess101]

A black guy or a woman huh?

Well, for the woman I'll go with Shakira. She's probably not a U.S. citizen, I'm almost positive she isn't the required 35 years old yet, and she probably knows nothing about running a country. Still, if it meant I could watch her shake her ass before every state of the union, it's a worthwhile trade off for me.

For the black guy, it's gotta be Mr. T. Can you imagine him in international dealings? That would be the most fun 4 years ever! Sure, America might be past saving by the end of his term, but come on, it's Mr. freaking T!

[MysticNinjaJay]

Originally Posted by SMillard

Look at the US like the Millenium Falcon, when Han Solo was down who flew the ship?

.....Lando Calrissian?


So you're saying that Billy Dee Williams should be President?

[SMillard]

Originally Posted by MysticNinjaJay

.....Lando Calrissian?


So you're saying that Billy Dee Williams should be President?

Damn straight, remember he is as cool as the other side of the pillow.

Hell if they made another Star Wars after "Return of the Jedi", He'd be running the empire/federation, Leya would be pregnent with his baby and Chewbacca would be his throw rug.

[MysticNinjaJay]

Originally Posted by SMillard

Damn straight, remember he is as cool as the other side of the pillow.

Hell if they made another Star Wars after "Return of the Jedi", He'd be running the empire/federation, Leya would be pregnent with his baby and Chewbacca would be his throw rug.

I'm sure Lando would be generous and make Chewie his pet Wookie.

Williams did make a bid for President in another incarnation but unfortunately The "Man" used mind control to turn him into a fried chicken salesman.


YouTube - Generals Fried Chicken


YouTube - undercover brother, no black president.

That bastard.....

[stifler2]

if her last name wasnt clinton she wouldnt be on tv

[wordjitsu]

Since both candidates are pandering pieces of shit, I could care less.

I would vote for a llama if it had integrity and vision. I am voting for Ron Paul, regardless.